The timeline after the Harambe Incident

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• AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OMFG! WHERE DID YOU GET IT??

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    • AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Google lens is a fascinating piece of technology, anyways it was on Reddit

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My neighbor’s wife’s dog’s previous owner’s dental assistant’s husband somehow did the jump between timelines and told us about the timeline where Harambe didn’t get murdered.

  It’s not at all what you’d expect, in the other timeline some Elvis impersonator from Vegas became president in the 2016 and his first order of business was to order ICE to detain all Beatles fans and deport them to England. The cost of the operation bankrupted the nation and for some reason everyone blamed Harambe. A crowd of 2500 people marched to the zoo and lynched Harambe. Doing so resulted in an economic boom but also released some sort of respiratory virus that spread worldwide and caused millions of deaths. A few years later that guy from the apprentice became president and the timelines converged into the same situation we have now.

  In the end nothing changed except all the Beatles fans are in England now and they prevented Brexit so I guess that’s pretty cool.

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  • coolie4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the end nothing changed except all the Beatles fans are in England now and they prevented Brexit so I guess that’s pretty cool.

    Didn’t I read something recently saying they were trying to get back in the EU?

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m not sure, did you?

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unfortunately, in either timeline, there aren’t going to be that many Beatles fans still around…

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might argue their timeline is worse then - that’s 3 terms of trumpism rather than just 2

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its pretty good for the UK though.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And now we know how many people a gorilla can fight off

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    • numberskull@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a shame the gorilla couldn’t beat off everybody

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• Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, just rebase the good timeline onto the harambe branch

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good luck rebasing 600 billion commits.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Caude, resolve my conflicts and push to prod branch.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    $ sudo rpm-ostree rebase -b fedora/stable/harambe

    $ sudo systemctl reboot

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  is it a shitpost because its not the entire timeline?

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, funni

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• arandomthought@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh god, we truly are in the tide pod branch, are we?

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• FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It all started December 26th 2015. Lemmy died. Two weeks later David Bowie died. Lemmy’s death ripped a hole in the universe. The year of celebrity deaths started. Harambe died. Trump became president. It almost stared the day after Christmas 2025. That’s where it all went wrong.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is there a source for the full timeline???

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Couldn’t find it.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks for trying! 😁

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does the lower point after the split say “Tide POC”?

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  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s Tide pods - that brief few minutes where some Tik tok kids lost their minds and thought it would be awesome to eat soap.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      sorry to do this to ya, but it was before tiktok was mainstream and the videos were on YouTube

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But the Cubs won a World Series, so, worth it.

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  • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the other timeline they win 3 back to back to back.

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• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  we shoulda been on that line to the D

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