Ah, just rebase the good timeline onto the harambe branch
The timeline after the Harambe Incident
Submitted 2 months ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 months ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
good luck rebasing 600 billion commits.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Caude, resolve my conflicts and push to prod branch.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
$ sudo rpm-ostree rebase -b fedora/stable/harambe
$ sudo systemctl reboot
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 2 months ago
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
OMFG! WHERE DID YOU GET IT??
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Google lens is a fascinating piece of technology, anyways it was on Reddit
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
is it a shitpost because its not the entire timeline?
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Yes, funni
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh god, we truly are in the tide pod branch, are we?
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It all started December 26th 2015. Lemmy died. Two weeks later David Bowie died. Lemmy’s death ripped a hole in the universe. The year of celebrity deaths started. Harambe died. Trump became president. It almost stared the day after Christmas 2025. That’s where it all went wrong.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No voices in the sky.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But the Cubs won a World Series, so, worth it.
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
In the other timeline they win 3 back to back to back.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 months ago
we shoulda been on that line to the D
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is there a source for the full timeline???
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Couldn’t find it.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks for trying! 😁
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does the lower point after the split say “Tide POC”?
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I think it’s Tide pods - that brief few minutes where some Tik tok kids lost their minds and thought it would be awesome to eat soap.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
sorry to do this to ya, but it was before tiktok was mainstream and the videos were on YouTube
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My neighbor’s wife’s dog’s previous owner’s dental assistant’s husband somehow did the jump between timelines and told us about the timeline where Harambe didn’t get murdered.
It’s not at all what you’d expect, in the other timeline some Elvis impersonator from Vegas became president in the 2016 and his first order of business was to order ICE to detain all Beatles fans and deport them to England. The cost of the operation bankrupted the nation and for some reason everyone blamed Harambe. A crowd of 2500 people marched to the zoo and lynched Harambe. Doing so resulted in an economic boom but also released some sort of respiratory virus that spread worldwide and caused millions of deaths. A few years later that guy from the apprentice became president and the timelines converged into the same situation we have now.
In the end nothing changed except all the Beatles fans are in England now and they prevented Brexit so I guess that’s pretty cool.
coolie4@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Didn’t I read something recently saying they were trying to get back in the EU?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m not sure, did you?
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Unfortunately, in either timeline, there aren’t going to be that many Beatles fans still around…
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
And now we know how many people a gorilla can fight off
numberskull@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s a shame the gorilla couldn’t beat off everybody
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Might argue their timeline is worse then - that’s 3 terms of trumpism rather than just 2
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its pretty good for the UK though.