100_kg_90_de_belin
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- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 2 days ago:
Tears in their eyes
- Comment on I feel like a buffet would fix this 2 weeks ago:
The doctor looked at me with tears in his eyes and said: “You have the tiniest penis that I have examined”
- Comment on These are your only alternatives. 5 weeks ago:
🐸: “Ribbid”
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 1 month ago:
Get out of my fucking car and walk.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 month ago:
They are overweight Texans who want to shoot colored people, gays and communists.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 1 month ago:
If I’m driving your ass to buy drugs and I tell you to wear your seatbelt you wear your searbelt
- Comment on How did easy access to Porn while growing up impacted Gen-Z ? 2 months ago:
Good luck!
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 2 months ago:
You nailed the murder for profit part, but you really missed the mark on everything else
- Comment on North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead. 3 months ago:
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
- Comment on Gallium 4 months ago:
I would spoon my work wife at one of the biggest music act to begin with
- Comment on Gallium 4 months ago:
Y’all remember the guy that was exposed with his side girl at an NBA game?
- Comment on Andrew Cuomo wants to become Mayor of New York City. This is his driving record. 4 months ago:
Stern, but fair.
- Comment on Sign me up 4 months ago:
I’ll spell it out for you: do you expect someone without any speck of empathy to say “no” when told to berhe public face of such decisions?
I could have been less cryptic
- Comment on Sign me up 4 months ago:
It depends on how many boots you lick squeaky clean.
- Comment on Sign me up 4 months ago:
Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 4 months ago:
I didn’t make a choice. I don’t live in the US. But my country is strewn with US military bases and it wasn’t Trump who put them there.
Trump is simply more ignorant about how a US president should bomb the shit out of Middle Eastern countries, but don’t act like he invented anything.
And yes, on some things “both sides suck” because the US have been terrorizing other countries for decades.
They bring desolation and have the gall of calling it peace.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 4 months ago:
Bombing the shit out of the Middle East is the only bipartisanism the US has ever reached, therefore yes, a Democrat would have had to bomb something because that’s what US presidents do. Anyway, keep on blaming voters instead of holding the party accountable for its mistakes.
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 5 months ago:
- Comment on Something something far-left 6 months ago:
Private property must, therefore, be abolished and in its place must come the common utilization of all instruments of production and the distribution of all products according to common agreement – in a word, what is called the communal ownership of goods. (Friedrich Engels, Principles of Communism, 1847)
Communists ain’t taking away my beaten up electric bass and my microwave oven
- Comment on Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent 6 months ago:
The bioavailability of gym bros’ spunk is off the charts
- Comment on Polar bears 6 months ago:
Yes, you are. At least bears aren’t neckbeard incels.
- Comment on Polar bears 6 months ago:
Polar bears can reach 25 mph, I don’t see myself outrunning that.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months 6 months ago:
Empty it and delete it
- Comment on Yep 6 months ago:
Way of life
- Comment on this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire 7 months ago:
Anyone who claims “AI = anarchy” deserves to have a canvas broken on its head cartoon style
- Comment on Jack Dorsey would like to ‘delete all IP law’. 7 months ago:
If Jack Dorsey proposes something and Elon Musk I’d be wary to see it as a good idea.
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 7 months ago:
Jonathan: “That dick better be hard and ready when I get there”
- Comment on How to love 7 months ago:
My father must have written this post from the pinewood box he’s in.
- Comment on life changed due to shrimp 8 months ago:
I adopted an old dogfrom the shelter a few years ago and I always said that it turned my life around
- Comment on fuck this asshole 8 months ago:
They don’t… know. Trump’ supporters could actually become the living embodiment of “cutting the nose to spite the face”