>be me >biohacker focused on male vitality >spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep >Ice baths >gigachad testosterone levels achieved >read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids >read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles >stop having sex with wife >stop taking care of son >testosterone goes up 21 points >Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers >wife won't talk to me >son cries a lot and grades dropped >told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?
Fake: Anon has a wife Gay: Anon is obsessed about testosterone and male vitality
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Attention: This person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister ^(in-law)^ Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U
dan00@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
Instructions unclear, became linux femboy
int_not_found@feddit.org 1 day ago
That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nevermore
totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Except from the son part I think I can name a few people I know