Weird how she was only interested in buying the bent spoons.
Crazy how nature do dat
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
No matter how many times you run it over the edge of a table, you can still tell it’s been rolled up.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
someone explain me the joke.
RedMari@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
If you nose, you nose. I’m sure you can sniff it out.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
thanks, get it now
Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hah, I get it now. Tho it does leave me wondering why use money for that? Is it just cause you have it on hand and lack anything more suitable?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone was “taking their meds” lol
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of the reasons I use foreign currency for that, I’ll never use it for anything else and it’s fun to whip out a Soviet Ruble bill or a Vietnamese đồng bill. The latter having been a great source of laughter when someone asks if anyone has something to snort with and I say “Yeah, use my dong!” and then actually pull something out and it’s what I said, just not what was expected. Not that I was ever an addict or heavy user of anything snortable, but had an almost biweekly use for them during my 20s-30s. Still happens sometimes but more like twice a year, if even that.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
shocked they are even using physical currency
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wallet apps are harder to roll up
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
iPhone 6 perhaps?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Don’t use bills, that is nasty and handled by people who don’t wash their hands after they shit.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you’re concerned about who handles dollar bills, wait until you learn about who handles cocaine.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This is why I wash my cocaine and my money thoroughly before using them. You can never be too careful!
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Can’t really reduce that harm if you’re choosing to do cocaine, can you? Don’t use bills, you’re just adding more dirty hands into the mix.
ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
just recrystallise that shit
frog@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Or just use straws. Cut them up in to thirds. They are cheap. You don’t have to share them.
also stop using razors on glass surfaces. Use plastic. You are less likely to scratch glass. You don’t want glass in your system.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Takes me back to a random night where some (ex?) co workers and I were hanging out all night being stupid. One of those evenings where it just goes and stretches out. Went to pub. Went to Karaoke Bar. Ended up at someone’s house. They bust out the coke. I have never done coke. I have no objection to coke. If there’s one thing I took away from FALIV, it’s that you are meant to respect drugs, and understand their fucking effects properly before doing them.
I am in the middle of an awful depressive episode. I’m curious about coke, and I am in the ideal circumstance to do it : in a safe home, surrounded by people I’ve known for years. But the mindset is not there. I know there’s an “upper, then downer” effect, and I am not interested in the downer part, since I already have my depression acting up.
They start doing the coke the most British IT nerd fucking way I could have ever imagined. Off plates, using cut up plastic straws. Everyone has several cut up straws and there’s plenty to spare. One of the tells us the story of why it is that you need to not use money.
He’s into the club scene. He goes to Ibiza and stuff like that. One time he did his thing, snorted some coke using money. Didn’t think about it. Then he had a breakout of sores covering his nose and lips (where he put the cash). He goes to the doctor, and finds out that’s why that’s been happening.
We spend the night chatting shit, (them) doing coke, eating stupid junk food, going out at 5am for energy drinks and fags, and taking the first train home.
I might have smoked or not smoked any combination of weed and or tobacco.
Fun night.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t do it anymore, but back when I was a young man I had a short metal straw, a metal credit card looking thing (not sharp, it crushed things more than chopping them), an aluminum tray, and a snuff vial with a tiny spoon.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because mail hasn’t been handled by very many people?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do people open your envelopes and touch the mail inside in the middle of their day to day activities?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Its made by soaking leaves in gasoline, stomping on them with dirty logs and feet, and pouring on lime and concrete after that mush has dried. Don’t worry too much about what you snort it with.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
huh?
Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Haven’t used bills since my last grand parent died years ago.