Don't be a coward
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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 1 day ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Free Switch 2 if you bring your switch.”
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 day ago
for the ultimate Switch-a-roo!
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wear a red polo and khakis, go to electronics and ask for the key to help a customer. Bazinga.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I have never witnessed someone stealing groceries…and I never will.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I once didn’t see someone stealing food but then the weirdest thing happened to my memory when I saw them leave their cart blocking the sidewalk
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I did.
she stuffed raw hamburger in her flaps and tried to waddle out.
shit was gross and she smelled like a urinal.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Did you help her pack away some soap too?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Shoplifting? Y’all need Cheez-its!
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 9 minutes ago
I have 5 different varieties of cheez-its at the moment and I will collect more next trip to the store
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Don’t even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I’ve been doing it since 2019
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Now I just gotta find a good surgeon with questionable morals…
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Most people pay twice as much
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Where I live, there are entire homeless encampments, like little villages of tents and tarps.
Fentanyl is said to be a big part of the problem. Meth was already a huge problem by itself.
So long story short drug war= heroin and cocaine scarcity= cheap quickly available chemical alternatives like meth and fentanyl= addiction spiral increase= poor and homeless= Windows can’t open a window without lagging. IT’S IN THE NAME YOU CAN’T EVEN DO IT
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
linux users be like
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
We are not that far from vandal hordes surviving by pillaging and looting. Just make sure you are on the bigger hordes side and you should be okay. It all starts with shoplifting out of necessity and lack of opportunity.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 minutes ago
We are starting to shift to a Robin Hood Economy.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
vandal hordes surviving by pillaging and looting
You misspelled “camps and warehouses filled with prisoners doing the shit work for free that illegal immigrants used to do for next to nothing.”
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Some grocery stores only give a staff discount on certain days of the week. But the five-finger discount works every day
bootleg@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
For the Australians: youtube.com/watch?v=fFkYz0d1j98
eletes@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I once saw a lady walk right through the self checkout and out the door. The only reason she got caught was she picked up a big frozen crab legs box and that triggered the alarm.
Mwa@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
shoplifting is based as hell. /j
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Just remember, if you see someone stealing food…
…No you didn’t
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
*stealing anything. (As long as they’re stealing from a business, at least.)
You could be holding the cashier at gunpoint and emptying out the register, and I didn’t see shit.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Corporation, you mean.
The word business covers honest people making an honest living running their own thing, too.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m ok with stealing ftom the store. I’m not ok with them endangering the cashier.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
You lose me at the point where you’re pointing a gun at someone that is just trying to make a living. Stuff merchandise down your pants all you want I guess, don’t point a weapon at someone making minimum wage.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean, you should probably tell them that it’s unsafe to point a gun at people.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not small mom and pop shops. Anything on the stock exchange absolutely.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Last time I saw someone grabbing some food the only reason I saw them was to mention a security guard who was about to turn down the aisle. Gotta watch out for each other
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’m a school bus driver in a good school district and I drop off one kid who then waits at a bus stop for a city bus heading for the really poor city right next to us. I know exactly what’s up and I would never say shit about it. And I also live in this district and pay the exorbitant school property tax every year, so it’s not like this doesn’t affect me.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I once remember reading a story where a police SQUAD chased a woman for over 3 hours in a police chase.
The crime? She had stolen 2 loafs of pumperknickle bread, and ran out of the store. Employees chased her, got her liscense plate, and cops pursued.
They then arrested her, and I forget the exact jailtime she got, but it was more than 10 years. If I were an employee, I’d have “chased” her. Just enough to get my bosses to think I was trying, but then oh no, I’m too fat and slow! She got away in the parking lot.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
youtu.be/KElPwmwP8co
Police fucked this lady up for a candy bar and 20oz drink iirc. I fucking hate cops. Broker harm, slammer her on the ground then laughed at the videos later with their coworkers.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
The passel of pigs was led by none other than Javert
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 23 hours ago
Was she brown?
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Stealing anything not from a private non rich individual.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I actually am excited to teach my kid tricks to get free shit from places like Amazon and Walmart. I’ve mentioned my excapades a few times, and have instilled in him we don’t steal from our neighbors no matter how small, people work hard for their shit. But companies that report $54 BILLION in profit and treat their employees like trash are fair game.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
The only people who say this are out of touch rich kids
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 day ago
how does that statement as a response make any sense?
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a poor person, nah.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Where do I pick up my check?