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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thick American Accent: "Power on” “Connected” “Pairing”

  Thick Japanese accent: “Low Battery, Please Recharge Headset.”

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The Aussie Sexy Speaker enters the chat.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Power own

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    • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I knew it was dankpod before I clicked!

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  • Archer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ze Bwuetoof Dewice

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    • Anchorxiety@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ze Bwuetoof Dewice Is Weady To Payah

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      the tts in my car’s bluetooth puck consistently mispronounces “bluetooth” as “blew-a-tooth”. truly a mark of high quality.

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  • Ihmes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There is absolute peak YT with two voice actresses who have both done BT headphones (and other stuff) for various companies. youtu.be/V3BUlzk6qNU

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  • Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mine’s a British woman. And the volume of that voice always seems to be much louder than whatever I was listening to, so it gives me a slight fright every time.

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a nice shower speaker that, when low on power, begins beeping every 5 seconds, with at least three times the volume of the music

  I get it, just give me 2 goddamn minutes to finish showering and then I’ll charge you!

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But 3.5mm jacks are sooooooooo awful.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The phones are sooooooooooooo thick and unwieldy because of that hole!!!

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    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The ipod touch and ipod nano were super thin even with a 3.5mm jack

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• WagnasT@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I paid for the whole battery let me use the whole battery, I don’t need it to tell me battery low every 2 minutes for half an hour.

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I do not understand why we are not allowed to just disable this feature.

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  • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can! Just go to the “place you buy earbuds” settings page and select “wired earbuds”. After I did that, the annoying warnings went away, and my earbuds gained infinite battery life!

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  • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you want to constantly check your settings page for the battery percentage?

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I want them to just turn off when the battery is gone.

      If they want to make a single low volume alert at some low level telling me how much battery remains, that’s an extra. Anything else is hostile bullshit.

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    • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You will pry these wired earbuds out of my cold dead ears!

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No I’d just charge it after heavy usage.

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would prefer that, yes. Also I would do that occasionally and not constantly.

      Furthermore, if they suddenly go silent, then I know what’s up and that it’s my fault for not charging before. But that is fine, because I am quite good at keeping the tech charged and ready that I use daily. I would prefer it much more for them to suddenly shut down than to annoy me for 3 hours that battery has reached less than 30%. Really infuriating especially with audiobooks.

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• Yeller_king@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One warning is great. The repeated warnings are not. Just let me enjoy the time I have left.

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  • Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like being diagnosed with a terminal illness and every day your doctor calls to remind you.

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• yopyop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean "BATTERY LOW !!! "

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  15 minutes of silence…

  POWER OFF

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The pain. ☹️

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• testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t even use Bluetooth earphones at this point because of this.
  They just make me anxious, I am constantly expecting to be startled by random loud voice at any point.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s more like ‘BETWEEN 6 AND 12 HOURS PLAYTIME REMAINING.’

  I don’t know why companies that should know better don’t just stick with simple beeps. Sennheiser, you fucking idiots.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My headphones beep 10 minutes before they die. Which is especially frustrating when they do that a few minutes into a 2-hour run.

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• mlatu@moist.catsweat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  CHARGE ME!

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Chaaarge! Image

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Slopppppp!

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylaa1MDTyr0

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you don’t need to filter out lots of noise, you can alternate to use one buds at the time for long study/work session. So the other one can keep charging in the case. Otherwise, a female audio jack/usbc adapter with some good old cable headphones.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It needs to yell it at a startling volume compared to what you were listening at.

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• DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Battery low”

  You’ve still got 50% battery remaining, you lying piece of shit.

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• Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

  Batter Aziz!

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• EonNShadow@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My Bluetooth earbud did a low battery sound died as I was typing this comment

  My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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