djdarren
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- Comment on Robert Jenrick Says Reform Supporter Who Attacked Woman At Party Conference 'Should Get A Medal' 19 hours ago:
Robert Jenrick should get a masonry drill to his bollocks.
- Comment on Ubisoft begin removing Ubisoft Connect from Steam with the new Ubisoft Connect Services 19 hours ago:
“Yo dawg…”
- Comment on Walmart actually teaches their employees how to get food stamps 1 week ago:
I’ve never been the same since it clicked in me that welfare payments are used in a huge part to subsidise the businesses that refuse to pay more than minimum wage. So when the news trumpets that “$COMPANY has made record profits this year”, all I hear is a story about how much profit that company has made while also receiving an indirect government bailout.
- Comment on Trump suggests he is reviewing US support for UK over Falkland Islands 1 week ago:
He can review US support for deez nuts.
- Comment on Extra Milky 1 week ago:
- Comment on CW: Mr. Breast 1 week ago:
He has the cold, dead eyes of a shark.
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
Every dress I wear is a fat dress.
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
As a fat dress wearing guy: yes.
- Comment on Italian place in South Africa, which means "counterfeit" in Italian (correct me if I'm wrong) 1 week ago:
Is that a promise?
- Comment on Italian place in South Africa, which means "counterfeit" in Italian (correct me if I'm wrong) 1 week ago:
Is it a waiting room?
- Comment on Why is that a problem? Did something bad happen in 1929? 2 weeks ago:
Brb, just looking for the ghost of Tom Joad.
- Comment on Paul it's Barack Obama 2 weeks ago:
Will he be wearing the tan suit?
- Comment on What would've happened if Weird Al were there? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on If only I could power them with my disappointment 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war 2 weeks ago:
Not being an American, I tend to have very little experience of Fox News, and that’s how I like it.
But how do they keep replacing one shithouse with another?
Bill O’Reilly gave way to Glen Beck gave way to Fucker Carlson gave to whoever this barely-sentient pile of dog shit is. Is there a training school for ridiculous, puffed up white boys who make that stupid “I’m just asking questions” face that I’d never tire of hitting with a bat?
- Comment on Never fight a man with a chili urn 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I wanna be a maelstrom in 1714 C.E. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know how true it is, but my understanding is that Ireland used to be quite well off for forests. But the English happened to them, and bit by bit, we successfully deforested 98% of the island.
- Comment on Frustrated GP patients hang up as Yorkshire accent baffles AI receptionist 3 weeks ago:
shocked Hampshire face
- Comment on A pattern of negative posts about the BBC 3 weeks ago:
As a long-time radio nerd and devotee of the various BBC radio networks, I have to draw a thick, thick line between BBC broadcast and BBC news.
The news side of things is hateful. Jiving away in the kitchen to Craig Charles’ Funk & Soul show, having a good time, then BOOM! a news headline about what Reform will do when they’re in power. There’s no reason to parrot those awful racist pricks, and they’re are far more important stories, but BBC news thinks this is what we should hear. Literally the only time I ever hear about ‘small boats’ is when BBC news takes the time to tell me about how many of them there are while I’m trying to enjoy some good radio.
The BBC isn’t perfect, I know this. But you only have to compare British and American broadcasting to see that it’s pretty much the only thing stopping our TV and radio from becoming the same level of dog shit as they have in the States.
- Comment on law enforcement partners 4 weeks ago:
I see no evidence of lazy bones activity.
- Comment on I'm Different 4 weeks ago:
Just dudes being bros.
- Comment on Hard Times All Around 4 weeks ago:
DOLE BLAGGING FREELOADING SCUM
- Comment on how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras 5 weeks ago:
I will never understand why people take the guards off their grinders. When those discs go pop they’re gonna fuck you up.
And do you really wanna get fucked up in service of fucking over a
Flock camerarandom aluminium tube on a job site? - Comment on Absolutely true 5 weeks ago:
Peggy: Bobby, honey, um… What do you know about sexual relations?
Bobby: I don’t know, nothing much, I’m a little worried about being a slut.
- Comment on AOC vs Graham on Social Security. 5 weeks ago:
Lindsey Graham’s current thoughts on Social Security are somewhat more quiet.
- Comment on How do you people read books? 5 weeks ago:
Like so many others, I read constantly as a kid. Then I got older and had more to do, and then I got the internet on my phone and that was that.
Then I got a Kobo a few years back, because I really wanted to pick it back up again. It’s easily favourite device. Literally all it does is show me books. No distractions.
I tried cracking in to some longer, tougher reads, but found myself really struggling, so I decided to read a few young adult books instead, which helped enormously. Turns out that reasonably short books with relatively light plots are perfect for dialing the brain back in.
- Comment on Who was Trevor Moore 1 month ago:
He’s the guy who taught me all the things it’s illegal to say on US TV.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 1 month ago:
Picking up a wallet? A succulent bursting wallet?
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 month ago:
Are you Irish, by any chance?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
If it was, I wasn’t made aware of it.
