djdarren

@djdarren@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t disagree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or endless ads for Linux.

  Which is the communist OS, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely venture on FB these days, perhaps twice a year. So I was surprised when I last logged in to find a number of posts from people and groups I’ve never heard of, because FB had decided I’d probably enjoy their content.

  All it told me was that people aren’t posting enough to make the feed worthwhile, so they have to inject bullshit into it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies from the Bossman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, Bossman wouldn’t lie. Only good donner. Get the salad and chili sauce for extra healthy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackerman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the Power Glove.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it fits it sits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not an expert on non-Apple hardware by any means, but the Apple stuff I’ve had over the past 20 years has all be incredibly well built. The lone exception was the white plastic MacBook I got in 2007 which was broadly good, but designed in such a way that the palm rest would always chip where the little standoffs at the top of the screen pushed against it when it was closed. But other than that, iPods, iPhones, Macs, iPads, Apple TV, all of them have been very, very well put together.

  Whether the components inside were good value for what I paid is a different matter, but the build quality was always exceptional. I never had a MacBook released between 2016 and 2019 though. We don’t talk of those.

  But yeah, the software - even with all the current shortcomings - has always been good. Moving from iOS to Graphene was one hell of a learning curve in working out that it was always easy to do stuff on my phone because Apple had put the work into making software that did what their customers needed it to. And for whatever reason, most folks who make apps for iOS/iPadOS put a lot of effort into making their apps really nice to use. The same isn’t always true of Android.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, there’s an enormous gulf between using a thoughtfully put together app, and cobbling together a solution using command line tools on a phone screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RPGs focused on crafting items/equipment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m currently addicted to The Planet Crafter, where you start with about 30 seconds of air before you have to duck back in to your landing pod to refill your tanks.

  But before long you’re exploring the surprisingly large map, gathering items you need to terraform the planet and build increasingly huge bases. I’m about to hit mammal-era, where I’ll be able to craft mad looking alien animals using a DNA manipulator. But most importantly, you can craft a screen that displays your stats, and when you’re in a groove, number go BRRRRR.

  It’s basically No Man’s Sky + Minecraft, and it’s great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single player games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I shot an eagle the other day that was just chilling out on a rock. Felt real bad about that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single player games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  starts another RDR2 run through

  “This time I’m gonna play Arthur as a villain!”

  still escorts stranded women home and feels bad when NPCs get angry when accidentally riding into them in Valentine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a thing that happens on Mastodon throughout June: #AudioMo. Basically, people taking part record and upload a bit of audio every day. Pretty simple.

  I used to do it when I used iPhones. Record and edit in Ferrite, add a thumbnail image that I’d edited in Pixelmator, then export from Ferrite as an mp4 static video, ready to upload. It was a piece of piss.

  These past two Junes I’ve had a Pixel on Graphene, and I’ve yet to figure out a similar workflow for it. I’ve tried a bunch of different apps, but none of them really match the quality I got used to on iOS, and I didn’t fancy spending loads of money trying different apps, only to find they were lacking in some way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, Manly Death was a GREAT game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, my only wish for my M2 is that Asahi is up to 100% by the time Apple pull the support for it. It’s close. Damn close. But still far enough away that it feels like a compromise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those videos around the 2016-2019 MacBooks? Because yeah, Apple massively dropped a bollock with those things.

  But I’m at a point where I’m genuinely pondering whether a fully-specced 2015 MacBook Pro running Linux might be a great replacement for the M2 MacBook Air I currently use, once it dies on me, or Apple drop support (whichever comes first (which will be the dropped support, guaranteed)). I said in another comment on here that I still have a 2011 MacBook Pro at home, running Debian, still trucking along as well as the day I bought it. My home server is a 2014 Mac mini (also running Debian) that’s my Jellyfin/Navidrome/Grimmory/Lidarr/QBittorrent server, all with just 8gb of soldered RAM, drawing very little power while doing it.

  Apple have many, many problems, but the build quality of their hardware ain’t one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has Apple tricked so many people into believing that they "just need to get another Apple product"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can answer this from the perspective of someone who, until 18 months ago, was all-in on Apple stuff.

  The short answer is: As long as all of your devices are reasonably new and running the latest software, they’re all really good at talking to each other. Got a Mac and an iPad? Great, you can use Universal Control to operate the iPad using your Mac’s keyboard and mouse/trackpad. And that is a genuinely useful technology. Got something on your phone that you want to share with your partner on the TV? AirPlay it across to Apple TV. And so, and so forth.

  Thing is, once you’re in that situation, you’re kinda stuck. If your Mac ages out of OS feature support, the only option is to replace the Mac if you want it to match the interconnectivity features of your new iPhone. So the answer in that situation is to buy a new Mac, one that supports the new features available in the newest OS. At that point, your options are to either shell out £1000+ on a new Mac, or completely change your workflow to one that can be achieved using open source or paid alternatives. The vast majority of people have neither the time nor the inclination to set up things like that, so they factor in the cost of a new computer, phone, or iPad every few years.

  But Apple’s real secret sauce is that - and judging by the attitude you’re swinging around in your post, OP, you’re not going to like this - they make REALLY good hardware.

  My primary computer is still a 15” M2 MacBook Air. That thing is super thin, super light, completely silent to use and has never given me a moment’s trouble in three years that I didn’t somehow inflict on myself. Using Crossover, I can play Windows games on it just as easily as using Steam/Proton on my Linux PC. I can play RDR2 on my fanless ARM laptop and get a perfectly fine 30fps when I’m not at home. The battery is three years old but still gives me a full day of use. Sure, it only has two ports, but both of them are Thunderbolt 4, and it has a dedicated Magsafe charging port.

  I still have my 2011 MacBook Pro at home. It’s currently running Debian and is still rock solid. Looking a little rough around the edges these days, but still a perfectly usable computer - that’s 15 years old.

  Apple has inherently worse hardware

  This just isn’t true. At all. The build quality of their hardware is the best in the business.

  Sure, they effectively paywall things like 120hz screens to the higher end Pro models, but they have enough market research telling them that people who buy a mid range iPhone don’t care about refresh rates, or even know what they are. Why spend money on a QoL upgrade that the user will never notice?

  But yeah, their cost for memory and storage is downright criminal, and always has been. The only thing that’s changed in recent(ish) years is that now everything is soldered or proprietary, they’ve made it effectively impossible to upgrade it yourself at a far, far lower cost. And that’s incredibly shitty.

  These days I’m primarily a Linux user. My work PC is Kubuntu, my home server Debian, my gaming PC CachyOS. None of those machines are as easy to use as my Macbook running macOS 15. They can (theoretically) achieve more, but in the 2 years I’ve been using Linux I’ve had to teach myself how to use a command line; something I very, very rarely needed to when I just used macOS alone.

  But I reached a point where I got sick of Apple’s bullshit, their performative stance on progressive politics that didn’t match the image of Tim Apple licking Trump’s ring. So I traded in my iPhone 13 mini for a Pixel 9 onto which I immediately installed GrapheneOS. That one act completely broke the spell of the interconnected nature of Apple products for me. I still have an iPad mini, but 90% of its use is as a peripheral for my MacBook, where it does still have genuine utility.

  So yeah, Apple don’t do anything particularly groundbreaking, they just make good hardware running software that’s mostly good and useful. People, it may shock you to learn, generally prefer to use devices that don’t need much tinkering to keep them running.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It helps when you get that their goals and ours are not really the same. They want to earn more money, and don’t need to provide a perfect service to achieve that. They just need to be (slightly) less shitty than Xbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨12 years later, The Binding of Isaac Rebirth hits new steam peak player count⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard a bunch of people talking about this game over the years, but have never played it. So, inspired by the comments in here I just took to Steam and bought the whole lot for a whopping £3.70.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British police tries to arrest suspect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunno why they nicked him, he said himself, he ain’t dun nuffing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Roller Shutter: €40 (at some point in the past)

  Tin foil: €2 for a 10m roll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favourite gaming console you have played?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, I think it’s the Megadrive/Genesis.

  I was a Nintendo kid, originally. We had a NES and a Gameboy in our house, and I loved them. But during a visit to the US in the summer of 1993, I got to spend pretty much the whole of the 4th of July at a family friend’s house in Massachusetts, playing Genesis games with a bunch of American kids. That cemented it in a special place in my mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Machine pricing announced (from $1049-$1428 USD), reservation lists open⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, fair enough. That accounts for the difference in upgrade pricing between an iPad and a Mac.

  But what accounts for the other £110 between the same upgrade on a Steam Machine and a Mac?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Machine pricing announced (from $1049-$1428 USD), reservation lists open⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I know. It was true when I bought my first MacBook in ’07. It’s just rough to see it in such stark numbers like that.

  Looking at the upgrading pricing on a Mac Studio - which is the closest analogue to the Steam Machine - the pricing is only slightly better at £200/500gb. Still criminal though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Machine pricing announced (from $1049-$1428 USD), reservation lists open⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just compared the storage price jump to the current iPad Pro.

  512gb to 2tb Steam Machine + £270 (£90 per 512gb) 512gb to 2tb iPad Pro + £800 (£267 per 512gb)

  That’s straight up robbery from Apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It won’t download for me ☹️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No good deed goes unpunished⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You never go ass to mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you've had a bad day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still can’t work this shit out.

  Like, is that that a coat she bought with that written on it, or is is just a regular parka that someone daubed a slogan on? And knowing it’s almost certainly the former, why is that an item you can buy? Why would anybody pay money for it?

  It’s just so confusing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I am an expert in these matters.

  source: am expert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beefing is when you’re getting fucked in the arse so hard that your partner manages to get some air up there, so you fart. Like queefing, but with Nome of that gay vagina stuff.