Hard Times All Around

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cool Stick Finder

  Smell Enjoyer

  Plushy Destroyer

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All outsourced overseas.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They do get to wear vests like that. There is no law against it

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jobs are a human invention. Dogs don’t need modern slavery.

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  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A task in a wolf pack is still a job.

    But you get to eat with your equals vs you get paid to come and produce productivity.

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• WelcomeBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  get to wear little vests too Are people (or some other creatures) wearing little vests that say unemployed? Or maybe this is a LinkedIn #opentowork thing?

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  • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They mean that dogs that do have jobs get to wear little vests, and dogs without jobs should too

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    • WelcomeBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol thank you! I feel so dumb

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• Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Job: Good boi

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  DOLE BLAGGING FREELOADING SCUM

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We have a lil backpack for our dog that I put snacks in when we go to the corner store and people always ask if she’s a service animal and I don’t really consider her one because

  a) she is not well behaved enough, she panics in the wrong environment and tries to bolt (she’s 0% fight 100% flight and sometimes that’s actually fine like if you take her on the bus she hides under the seat the entire time which is what she needs to do anyway)

  b) I don’t know that me being too lazy to carry my own candy bars really qualifies as a service dog task

  So I kinda wanna get her this for the backpack but technically the backpack itself is her job so…

  (Our family Halloween costume is filling the backpack with candy and hubs and I have shirts that say "emotional support human, do not pet).

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• joostjakob@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re not unemployed, they are job-free

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stay at home dog

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