Cool Stick Finder
Smell Enjoyer
Plushy Destroyer
Hard Times All Around
Submitted 2 days ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They do get to wear vests like that. There is no law against it
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2 days ago
Jobs are a human invention. Dogs don’t need modern slavery.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
A task in a wolf pack is still a job.
But you get to eat with your equals vs you get paid to come and produce productivity.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Job: Good boi
WelcomeBear@lemmy.world 2 days ago
get to wear little vests too Are people (or some other creatures) wearing little vests that say unemployed? Or maybe this is a LinkedIn #opentowork thing?
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
They mean that dogs that do have jobs get to wear little vests, and dogs without jobs should too
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
We have a lil backpack for our dog that I put snacks in when we go to the corner store and people always ask if she’s a service animal and I don’t really consider her one because
a) she is not well behaved enough, she panics in the wrong environment and tries to bolt (she’s 0% fight 100% flight and sometimes that’s actually fine like if you take her on the bus she hides under the seat the entire time which is what she needs to do anyway)
b) I don’t know that me being too lazy to carry my own candy bars really qualifies as a service dog task
So I kinda wanna get her this for the backpack but technically the backpack itself is her job so…
(Our family Halloween costume is filling the backpack with candy and hubs and I have shirts that say "emotional support human, do not pet).
joostjakob@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They’re not unemployed, they are job-free
djdarren@piefed.social 2 days ago
DOLE BLAGGING FREELOADING SCUM
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Stay at home dog