As a long-time radio nerd and devotee of the various BBC radio networks, I have to draw a thick, thick line between BBC broadcast and BBC news.

The news side of things is hateful. Jiving away in the kitchen to Craig Charles’ Funk & Soul show, having a good time, then BOOM! a news headline about what Reform will do when they’re in power. There’s no reason to parrot those awful racist pricks, and they’re are far more important stories, but BBC news thinks this is what we should hear. Literally the only time I ever hear about ‘small boats’ is when BBC news takes the time to tell me about how many of them there are while I’m trying to enjoy some good radio.

The BBC isn’t perfect, I know this. But you only have to compare British and American broadcasting to see that it’s pretty much the only thing stopping our TV and radio from becoming the same level of dog shit as they have in the States.