X is hosting a competing cage match during world cup finals

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Our city’s mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk… But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.

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  • ZeroCool@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Hell yeah. Everyone knows racoons hate muskrats. They’re mortal enemies.

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• DeepDown@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I would never subject Jimothy to that man

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Neil the Seal, on the other hand, would destroy Musk Rat like a traffic cone.

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• DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hmm, where does this fascination come from—the fascination fascists have with watching sweaty, half-naked, hairy men wrestle with each other?

  I wonder if it might have something to do with repressed feelings?

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Aren’t these fighters usually shaved all over?

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I heard Nair is a sponsor. Baby pools filled with Nair. Big razor lost legitimacy at match 5

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    • DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      True enough … well… I’d say that hardly makes it any less homoerotic, tho…

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    • wizblizz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Slick, sweaty, lubed up hairless men locked in a desperate grapple; their muscles straining and heaving as they seek to dominate one another in a spectacle of colliding flesh.

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• zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Currently I only wanna see a Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman fight

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Jimothy would fuck him right up.

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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  • NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The ultimate nip slip

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• mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wait really?

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