I had a lot of nose bleeds as a kid, so my sister would never let me borrow her books because I’d always give them back with drops of blood on random pages.
Me with my first edition harry potter
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Signtist@bookwyr.me 12 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
it’s just because you were growing your brain with all that knowledge.
she was just jealous and didn’t want you to get smarter than her.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
I do just fine with an e-reader. keep the classy pinky up and clear for page turning cleanly
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 hours ago
Contrariwise there is a certain synergy being a book boy and bidet boy
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?
Grimy@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The first few are 10k and up. The first one had like 500 printed only at first. After the third or so, they become much less valuable.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Damn.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
It’s easier, just glue the already read pages with chicken, euh, gluyey.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 13 hours ago
I’m sure you simply missed it and this is just a mistake but this was already posted on lemmy. Please be more careful in the future.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
There’s a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
Is basically the same place where the deep-shit who burned books are roasted inside boilers. But you just stay outside, tied to a confortable door watching them burn from porthole of the hatch. Then once in a while a big green like button lit up and a steam of vapor boils your face.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Mass printed paperbacks aren’t sacred texts. Everyone should feel free to write on them, highlight them, cut them apart, paint on them, and make art with them. Especially books made by a trash bigot.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
What if it’s a copy of Atlas Shrugged?
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Or, you know, Harry Potter
ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Mmm… ok… then he sit a bit backwards and the steam cook a chicken instead of his face. But he’s hungry, and no chicken.
History of evil is something we need as well. If nothing as an example of what we can become if we didn’t keep our shit in check.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Captivating fanfic of Harry Potter. lol
50 shades of grey was originally a fanfic of twilight.
Not every book written is a literary masterpiece.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
your enthusiasm for protecting books is commendable, but not all books deserve your reverence. Mein Kampf comes to mind, and some more recent books that only spread hate and prejudice.
comador@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I dog ear every book I read.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I like Clive Cussler novels and I still agree with you, lol. They’re stupid fun, a cross between James Bond and Indiana Jones but not quite as good as either.
plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Book could have already been damaged to be fair. Does it matter if it’s just ruining it more?
foo@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
Looks like it might be AI to me. Check the right hand and the bit of book near it.
scytale@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
Same with wasting food.