Yeet!

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Trebabychet

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It seems more like a cababypult

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cribapult

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The trebabychet‘s less effective cousin.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    babbista

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• Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For sale, used once.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “For sale, baby yeet machine, used once.”

    Good reference, ol’ sport!

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    • kabi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Truly a tragic story.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of the spokes is missing, this way the baby will fall out before being yeeted. Literally useless this way.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Fully restored.” Pffft.

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  • AlDente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So much for “fully restored”.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just go to the baby yeeter repair shop.

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then I might as well just get a new one

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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not if there is enough torque ;)

    That way the baby wouldn’t even touch that part

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a quick reload mod. Cock it back, slide baby in through the hole, they slide to the top & YEET!

    This way, the loader is out of the yeet path in the case of an early fire.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How far can you yeet a baby with this? Asking for a friend.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More than a foot.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old timey morning after pill

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But seriously, my younger kid needed a bouncy chair to sleep for the longest time. I could not have survived his babyhood without it. It’s fascinating to see that they existed and what they were like before plastics, D sized batteries, music boxes

  For example

  • www.amazon.com/…/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.…

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a pretty ingenious use of a leaf spring actually.

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