For sale, used once.
Yeet!
Submitted 2 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Comments
Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“For sale, baby yeet machine, used once.”
Good reference, ol’ sport!
kabi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Truly a tragic story.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One of the spokes is missing, this way the baby will fall out before being yeeted. Literally useless this way.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
“Fully restored.” Pffft.
AlDente@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So much for “fully restored”.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Just go to the baby yeeter repair shop.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then I might as well just get a new one
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Not if there is enough torque ;)
That way the baby wouldn’t even touch that part
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That’s a quick reload mod. Cock it back, slide baby in through the hole, they slide to the top & YEET!
This way, the loader is out of the yeet path in the case of an early fire.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How far can you yeet a baby with this? Asking for a friend.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
More than a foot.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Old timey morning after pill
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But seriously, my younger kid needed a bouncy chair to sleep for the longest time. I could not have survived his babyhood without it. It’s fascinating to see that they existed and what they were like before plastics, D sized batteries, music boxes
For example
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a pretty ingenious use of a leaf spring actually.
superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
The Trebabychet
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It seems more like a cababypult
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cribapult
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The trebabychet‘s less effective cousin.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
babbista