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Yeet!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Trebabychet

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It seems more like a cababypult

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      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cribapult

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The trebabychet‘s less effective cousin.

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      babbista

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  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For sale, used once.

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “For sale, baby yeet machine, used once.”

      Good reference, ol’ sport!

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      • kabi@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Truly a tragic story.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One of the spokes is missing, this way the baby will fall out before being yeeted. Literally useless this way.

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Fully restored.” Pffft.

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    • AlDente@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So much for “fully restored”.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just go to the baby yeeter repair shop.

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then I might as well just get a new one

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    • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not if there is enough torque ;)

      That way the baby wouldn’t even touch that part

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a quick reload mod. Cock it back, slide baby in through the hole, they slide to the top & YEET!

      This way, the loader is out of the yeet path in the case of an early fire.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How far can you yeet a baby with this? Asking for a friend.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More than a foot.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Old timey morning after pill

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But seriously, my younger kid needed a bouncy chair to sleep for the longest time. I could not have survived his babyhood without it. It’s fascinating to see that they existed and what they were like before plastics, D sized batteries, music boxes

    For example

    • www.amazon.com/…/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.…
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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a pretty ingenious use of a leaf spring actually.

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