i'm no watermelon 🍉

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• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh look, another post about fucking. Maybe this community should be called lemmybonkpost since you’re all just horny motherfuckers.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There is a Venn diagram where fucking and shit overlap

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The third circle is vore

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She’s horny and on the pill, so no chance of getting pregnant… unless Bruce wants that.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think they’re asking what innocent thing they are supposedly describing to pull this off on a children’s show.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)

    So yeah, not in the show.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean the description fits all the main 3 orifices…

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• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sauce!

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …is what Clark will provide soon

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    • Lupo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m like, 78% sure that’s Bruce.

      Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos

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• mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This made me imagine the inside of a vagina looking like a watermelon… Ugh 🤢

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Got it 1st step get a duck

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    • mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      OK, that made me laugh xD

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine the texture

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  so where’s the punchline

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      but where is the twist? the unexpected part?

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  :D

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    D:

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• Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally found another smirking cat emoji user 😼

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  awful

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kitty can purr

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro wtf is going on in commet section

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