Do your ears hang low

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• edg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I want to see the funding proposal.

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Funded by Big Boxers

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Valuable research. What was the conclusion?

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It changes

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  • Numenor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My balls was hot

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• switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My husband the voice of reason says this study probably had something to do with tortion or whatever. Me? Pretty sure those are just some pervs wanting to see cold naked men running around.

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now it is time for a study into the effects of cup sizes on airflow during running, like the anime breast aerodynamics but irl

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A keynote proposition would be the use of a wind tun- nel experiment to acquire validation data. Ideally, this experiment would use live subjects of varying breast sizes

      I hope he got his finding grant to stick fat titty skinny chicks (dressed as dragon maids) into wind tunnels and film their giant fucking honkers flapping in the breeze

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lazy copy of the outcome:

      As such, the results have indicated that large breasts can be notably aerodynamic through the reduction of drag and lift. The Flat model incurred a 4% maximum drag increase com- pared to the Normal model, with an average of approximately 2% span- ning velocities from 1 to 30 m⋅s-1. The Flat model also experienced more lift, with a maximum difference being 32% and averaging 22%. As illustrated, the mechanism behind the drag and lift behaviors ob- served between both models was elucidated through the analysis of streamlines around the body and the structures associated with TKE; the Normal model provides advantageously lower drag and lift by the gen- eration of stronger vortices from the legs, which in turn originates from the action of the breasts redirecting the flow around the torso. From what has been presented in this preliminary work, it is safe to conclude that the phrase “Flat is Justice” is deficient aerodynamically.

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As the Olympics should be.

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    • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think we should have more Olympics.

      One for people who do everything naked.

      One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.

      One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.

      And a few more other random ones.

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• ivan@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sometimes I happen upon articles that make me think that I’m doing wrong kinds of research myself. 🌚

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• Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  At some point, the Japanese scientific community decided that the Nobel Prize Committee was full of shit and decided to pivot their entire scientific apparatus to studying really niche and hilarious topics that make their researchers competent for the true mark of honour: the Ig Nobel Prize.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Probably on a treadmill inside. Pfeh. No fun.

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• Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can you chuck them over your shoulder?

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Like a regimental soldier?

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can you tie them in a bow?

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• Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can confirm.

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If I’m running while naked, I’m probably more likely to be worried someone is trying to cut my balls off.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can you tie them in a bow?

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• cockmushroom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  🧢

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