programmer_belch
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on OP has a realization 16 hours ago:
> Get con train going 250 km/h
> Jump
> Nothing is connecting me to the train
> Fly back and break my spine against the wagon doors
- Comment on If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel 3 days ago:
Space king mentioned!!
Did you know that one in three aliens have a weapon built into their physiology? Are aliens inherently violent?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 weeks ago:
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
- Comment on chicken mcnugget theorem 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Be this guy. 1 month ago:
>Have problem (debt + no shower + no place to shit)
>Don’t care
>Be convicted
>Now I have a place to shower and shit
- Comment on custom shoe 1 month ago:
Orphan crushing shoe
- Comment on Get that arm workout 2 months ago:
You are exactly right, from the crosspost:
The same meme but the last panel has the dialogue "Hey Merry Christmas
As I said before, that rage can only be achieved by saying happy holidays to people who like the original comic. Every accusation is an admission.
- Comment on Just in time 2 months ago:
Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
- Comment on Just in time 2 months ago:
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
“Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~”
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 2 months ago:
10 necromancers turning them against each other
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 2 months ago:
Run past them screeming like something more scary is behind me
- Comment on I loved these books! 2 months ago:
I prefer him turning into a public unisex bathroom
- Comment on A man of his word 3 months ago:
Died doing what he loved, defending gun violence and turning the narrative against trans people
- Comment on choice 3 months ago:
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
- Comment on choice 3 months ago:
Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
- Comment on choice 3 months ago:
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
- Comment on choice 3 months ago:
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 3 months ago:
Give the cat a head?
- Comment on new setup yall 3 months ago:
Of course it’s debian
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
- Comment on you are a snack :) 5 months ago:
I’m just a complicated trash can
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 5 months ago:
And they also made and explanation post. It is unironically pretty good.
- Comment on Anon is a pokemon fan 6 months ago:
Not the white vaporeon
- Comment on How I view others in social media 7 months ago:
And all of the top comments are sex bots
- Comment on Socialism bad 7 months ago:
Beware of the pixel tariffs
- Comment on Resistance is futile 7 months ago:
Never let your printer connect to the internet
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 7 months ago:
Looks like it’s going through some reps
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 7 months ago:
- Comment on Philosophy moment 7 months ago:
Can you burn a gun?
