programmer_belch
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- Comment on Haxxed 2 weeks ago:
Look, they can make experiments, the problem is that every single one they do proves the earth is round.
I love the experiment flat earthers used in a Netflix documentary. They put a light source and two panels with small holes at the same height in them to focus the light. If the earth is flat, a camera would capture the light if it is at the same height as the last hole:
Picture showing a flat earth with the holes and camera at the same height
And if the earth is round, the camera would need to be higher to capture the light
The diagram now shows the man at the end holding the camera over his head to capture the light
When they checked the experiment at the same height, there was no light. Thinking it was a problem with the setup, they raised the camera and the light appeared. Their comment was “Huh” or something similar.
As far as I know, there are no flat earth explanations for this result.
- Comment on Take that ass back 👏 👏 👏 👏 5 weeks ago:
Of course but with a huge wavelength, their frequency is very small. Small frequency means small energy so the effect of visible light is shadowed by other subatomic processes
- Comment on Anon contemplates AI 2 months ago:
Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
- Comment on owo 2 months ago:
You can somewhat explain transistors with water gates and sinks too
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You win OP, drop the link
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 2 months ago:
The coffin of Andy and Leyley, a game that I haven’t played but people say it’s about incest or something. The meme uses the same poses and art style for Luke and Leia
an image of the game from steam depicting the above referenced pose and artstyle
- Comment on sporgleborgvent #20 3 months ago:
What if they actually use their feet to measure it?
- Comment on Anon time travels 4 months ago:
Or shift the processing to the cloud, we are going back to mainframe computing
- Comment on OP has a realization 5 months ago:
> Get con train going 250 km/h
> Jump
> Nothing is connecting me to the train
> Fly back and break my spine against the wagon doors
- Comment on If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel 5 months ago:
Space king mentioned!!
Did you know that one in three aliens have a weapon built into their physiology? Are aliens inherently violent?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 6 months ago:
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
- Comment on chicken mcnugget theorem 6 months ago:
- Comment on Be this guy. 6 months ago:
>Have problem (debt + no shower + no place to shit)
>Don’t care
>Be convicted
>Now I have a place to shower and shit
- Comment on custom shoe 7 months ago:
Orphan crushing shoe
- Comment on Get that arm workout 7 months ago:
You are exactly right, from the crosspost:
The same meme but the last panel has the dialogue "Hey Merry Christmas
As I said before, that rage can only be achieved by saying happy holidays to people who like the original comic. Every accusation is an admission.
- Comment on Just in time 7 months ago:
Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
- Comment on Just in time 7 months ago:
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
“Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~”
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 7 months ago:
10 necromancers turning them against each other
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 8 months ago:
Run past them screeming like something more scary is behind me
- Comment on I loved these books! 8 months ago:
I prefer him turning into a public unisex bathroom
- Comment on A man of his word 8 months ago:
Died doing what he loved, defending gun violence and turning the narrative against trans people
- Comment on choice 8 months ago:
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
- Comment on choice 8 months ago:
Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
- Comment on choice 8 months ago:
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
- Comment on choice 8 months ago:
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 8 months ago:
Give the cat a head?
- Comment on new setup yall 8 months ago:
Of course it’s debian
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 9 months ago:
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 9 months ago:
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
- Comment on you are a snack :) 10 months ago:
I’m just a complicated trash can
