programmer_belch
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Time for fraggin guys, get your 67 confirmed team kills before lunch and you gain a rare labubu if more than half had higher ranks than you
- Comment on Getting to know each other 6 days ago:
User post history checks out
- Comment on Do your ears hang low 6 days ago:
Now it is time for a study into the effects of cup sizes on airflow during running, like the anime breast aerodynamics but irl
- Comment on We've all been there 2 weeks ago:
From the hit song: I glued my balls to my butthole again
- Comment on mmmmm 2 weeks ago:
Remember to squeeze your proctologist fingers so that they know they are doing a good job
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 2 weeks ago:
Yes, it seemed smaller in the map the meme showed. However it is around 6 min by car, I wouldn’t make someone drive that distance for my convenience.
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 2 weeks ago:
The shop is just two street corners away, move your ass there and pay for it yourself
- Comment on Anon took bad hiring decisions 3 weeks ago:
The nut of 87’
- Comment on [serious] 4 weeks ago:
[serious] Why not kill the richest people to make the poor people not poor?
- Comment on The T in LGBT actually stands for Thagomiser 4 weeks ago:
Noo, I got my dinosaur facts wrong. You are right, here is the comic from The Far Side series:
- Comment on The T in LGBT actually stands for Thagomiser 4 weeks ago:
Thank Thagom for their sacrifice
- Comment on High fashion 5 weeks ago:
Make them red and it would look pretty rad
- Comment on Haxxed 1 month ago:
Look, they can make experiments, the problem is that every single one they do proves the earth is round.
I love the experiment flat earthers used in a Netflix documentary. They put a light source and two panels with small holes at the same height in them to focus the light. If the earth is flat, a camera would capture the light if it is at the same height as the last hole:
Picture showing a flat earth with the holes and camera at the same height
And if the earth is round, the camera would need to be higher to capture the light
The diagram now shows the man at the end holding the camera over his head to capture the light
When they checked the experiment at the same height, there was no light. Thinking it was a problem with the setup, they raised the camera and the light appeared. Their comment was “Huh” or something similar.
As far as I know, there are no flat earth explanations for this result.
- Comment on Take that ass back 👏 👏 👏 👏 2 months ago:
Of course but with a huge wavelength, their frequency is very small. Small frequency means small energy so the effect of visible light is shadowed by other subatomic processes
- Comment on Anon contemplates AI 3 months ago:
Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
- Comment on owo 3 months ago:
You can somewhat explain transistors with water gates and sinks too
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
You win OP, drop the link
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 4 months ago:
The coffin of Andy and Leyley, a game that I haven’t played but people say it’s about incest or something. The meme uses the same poses and art style for Luke and Leia
an image of the game from steam depicting the above referenced pose and artstyle
- Comment on sporgleborgvent #20 5 months ago:
What if they actually use their feet to measure it?
- Comment on Anon time travels 5 months ago:
Or shift the processing to the cloud, we are going back to mainframe computing
- Comment on OP has a realization 6 months ago:
> Get con train going 250 km/h
> Jump
> Nothing is connecting me to the train
> Fly back and break my spine against the wagon doors
- Comment on If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel 6 months ago:
Space king mentioned!!
Did you know that one in three aliens have a weapon built into their physiology? Are aliens inherently violent?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 7 months ago:
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
- Comment on chicken mcnugget theorem 7 months ago:
- Comment on Be this guy. 8 months ago:
>Have problem (debt + no shower + no place to shit)
>Don’t care
>Be convicted
>Now I have a place to shower and shit
- Comment on custom shoe 8 months ago:
Orphan crushing shoe
- Comment on Get that arm workout 8 months ago:
You are exactly right, from the crosspost:
The same meme but the last panel has the dialogue "Hey Merry Christmas
As I said before, that rage can only be achieved by saying happy holidays to people who like the original comic. Every accusation is an admission.
- Comment on Just in time 8 months ago:
Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
- Comment on Just in time 8 months ago:
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
“Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~”
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 8 months ago:
10 necromancers turning them against each other
