programmer_belch
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on custom shoe 1 day ago:
Orphan crushing shoe
- Comment on Get that arm workout 2 days ago:
You are exactly right, from the crosspost:
The same meme but the last panel has the dialogue "Hey Merry Christmas
As I said before, that rage can only be achieved by saying happy holidays to people who like the original comic. Every accusation is an admission.
- Comment on Just in time 5 days ago:
Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
- Comment on Just in time 5 days ago:
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
“Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~”
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 1 week ago:
10 necromancers turning them against each other
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 4 weeks ago:
Run past them screeming like something more scary is behind me
- Comment on I loved these books! 4 weeks ago:
I prefer him turning into a public unisex bathroom
- Comment on A man of his word 5 weeks ago:
Died doing what he loved, defending gun violence and turning the narrative against trans people
- Comment on choice 5 weeks ago:
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
- Comment on choice 5 weeks ago:
Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
- Comment on choice 5 weeks ago:
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
- Comment on choice 5 weeks ago:
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 5 weeks ago:
Give the cat a head?
- Comment on new setup yall 1 month ago:
Of course it’s debian
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 1 month ago:
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 1 month ago:
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
- Comment on you are a snack :) 3 months ago:
I’m just a complicated trash can
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 3 months ago:
And they also made and explanation post. It is unironically pretty good.
- Comment on Anon is a pokemon fan 4 months ago:
Not the white vaporeon
- Comment on How I view others in social media 5 months ago:
And all of the top comments are sex bots
- Comment on Socialism bad 5 months ago:
Beware of the pixel tariffs
- Comment on Resistance is futile 5 months ago:
Never let your printer connect to the internet
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 5 months ago:
Looks like it’s going through some reps
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 5 months ago:
- Comment on Philosophy moment 5 months ago:
Can you burn a gun?
- Comment on Big Marijuana don't want you to know... 6 months ago:
Spun is an Isaac transformation that gives you +2 damage, +0.15 speed and a random pill
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 6 months ago:
I wouldn’t want to show the Old Ones the current state of the world but I’m sure they will appreciate the warmth
- Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time 6 months ago:
Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers
- Comment on Anon is a specific type of prepper 6 months ago:
I prefer audio, comics and text so my database is deceptively small
- Comment on Society Troll 7 months ago:
It does trickle down
