Getting to know each other

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• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They always fumble it though. No technique.

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?

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    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Helicopter!

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Practice makes perfect.

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• bstix@feddit.dk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turns out y’all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They don’t have as much practice as you and I.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh yea, I can’t blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bonk!

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  because you always miss the bowl

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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Watersport diaries

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• Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple “are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can’t aim it properly”.

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!

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• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She wants to touch your penis?

  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just run the sink

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• programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  User post history checks out

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