Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Rothe@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It is a shitpost. It is a variant on the “did you know flock cameras contains valuable copper and wiring etc”. They don’t contain much that would amount to anything of that either, but that is not really the point.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did you know flock cameras have at least a kilo of meth in them?

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    • DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve heard that flock cameras has the rest of the Epstein files inside them

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      • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I heard that each one has a different file for a specific famous person that you hate. So you will need to catch them all to get the full deets

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      • gooballer@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        only the rest? So that means flock cameras don’t contain the full Epstien files right

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s true but I like taking memes seriously and getting into internet discussions about them.

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  • Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hear tell there’s a small piece of a large map in each camera. No one has collected enough pieces to tell what the map reveals.

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I believe it might be the One Piece.

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      • mangobanana@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Or is it One…Drive? (This was funnier in my head)

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      • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world… The Pirate King, Gold Roger.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Does the map lead to some National Treasure?

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve heard each Flock camera contains 8 oz of pure gold

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• lemming741@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2 gigs lp ddr3, if anyone was actually wondering

  cdn.lantronix.com/…/MPB-00092-RevB-Open-Q-624A-SO…

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could turn it into a Linux box to connect to a TV with those specs. It’s so sad I don’t live close to those things.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You will soon!

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If I were ever to have stolen hardware from an evil surveillance tech company, I wouldn’t connect any part of it to the power grid, much less my internet.

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      • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Depends on the hardware, check its specifications and check if it can connect to the internet before you jailbreak it.

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s so sad I don’t live close to those things.

      That’s actually way better. Don’t shit where you sleap and all that.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I know the “Flock cameras contain precious metals” is a bit, but that is a fat LiPo. 10.8V, 19Ah, 205.2Wh.

  10/10 would make a powerbank out of a Flock camera.

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It is a bit late now, but they missed blurring the MAC address of one of the cards

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shhhh, don’t correct them

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes it does show RAM. Look at the photo of the SoM.

  Here's the spec sheet for it: https://cdn.lantronix.com/wp-content/uploads/pdf/MPB-00092-RevB-Open-Q-624A-SOM.pdf

  2GB LPDDR3, integrated, so it's not a SO/DIMM module.

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  • kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They didn’t get the joke, and are talking about DIMM slots

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The ones that don’t use quality RAM just use big booba cat girls instead.

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  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you telling me that every Flock camera is equipped with estrogen?

    I had heard that Flock cameras were transing the youth with the 5G…

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• rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Interesting teardown, if that large battery only protected by thin plastic? I’d be a bit concerned that a fast enough projector like a BBC gun could penetrate the battery and start a fire. I mean someone could drive by and for from their car without being seen! Seams like an issue they should really address.

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  • Jyek@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hot BBC action you say?

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  • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    From environmental perspective I like it more when someone finds them thrown in a ditch with no identifying information, and reuses it.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Battery wouldn’t be worth all that much, either, really.

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