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Sensitive ContentAnon took bad hiring decisions

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What robot? Where? How sexy was it? Are there images online that can be viewed, for science? Did it even have lips, or working genitalia?

    The lack of answers makes me consider this fallacious and homosexual

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If the robot had big tits, I can totally understand.

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      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Come on, metal tits aren’t even squisheable

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Obviously one of those industrial robots.

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      • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        a new sex axis denso model.

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Where was this job? 1990s Chucky Cheese with the animatronic band?

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The Cum Animatronic Incident

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      • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The nut of 87’

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She got over it! Good for her!!

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    why fire if good worker?

    Did the robot contact HR?

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I remember hearing of things we fear the most can also end up as an attraction. That might explain clown girls, actually.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This might come as a revelation but clown girls are usually hot because they’re played by hot girls. It’s another example of “Thing. Thing Japan.”

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Makes sense. Or maybe she was pretending to be scared when infact that was lust.

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    • _druid@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Gotta get over that fear to get that sweet clussy

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      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I was about to make a joke about Clanker Pussy too, but Clussy can also mean it.

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    • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Idk about anyone else but I was never scared of clowns, just watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid and was permanently affected by Loonette doing the countdown. Now a painted face and a high level of flexibility are turn-ons for me forever thanks to a kids show!

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She’s grtting over her fears, jesus. Let her be!!

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Overcame her fears; Went too far.

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Going too far would be to come over your fears rather than merely overcome them, in this case

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      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Something was coming over her.

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Highways have managers? Like Highway 55 has a manager. Just for that Highway? (Hwy means Highway. Hwy 55 is Highway 55.)

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    • TRBoom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I looked it up, you’re correct on all counts but HWY 55 is also a burger place. They use little robot waiters to bring food to tables apparently.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I shall call it… clackerburger.

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      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So, anon juat gave 4chan members the chance of doxxing him?

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      • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        WOW! That radically changes the entire post!

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon wants the robot to themself

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn, I wanted to make a “Fake/Gay” joke, but didn’t know what to write in the “Gay” part. Guess you got it.

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  • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    anon hires a fnaf fan

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      FNAF Fans when they see that one Chica design (I forgot which one it was now)

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, a robosexual.

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Autosexual

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would lemmings fire her? I know I wouldn’t. I’d want her to stop, because, you know, germs, but at the same time 1) good for her, 2) you can just tell her to stop.

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    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a Lemmy I would join in on the three way kissing with robot and girl>

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I sure wouldn’t want someone saying around “lol i fuck with (corporation)'s robots haha”.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    making out with the robot

    Just… How would this even be possible? What would it look like?

    Why would a robot have a mouth, let alone a tongue?

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably she was licking the bot and rubbing herself against it.

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  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Rookie mistake. See, the first thing you should do in this situation is to buy a robot costume…

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *Safe for work.

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