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- Comment on Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25. 1 week ago:
While you were at work, or at school, maybe out with friends. Perhaps watching your favorite tv show. In some corner of the world, Donald was breathing heavily through his nose while a camera shuttered repeatedly.
- Comment on snail lyfe 4 weeks ago:
My friend said they were being drilled by some guy for over an hour who needed to know, male or female. My friend is genderfluid, and they had a great time making that guy look like an idiot. He even threatened to inform the authorities. I hope they do, because anyone who reads that conversation will realize how stupid that guy looked.
- Comment on Good luck elsewhere 1 month ago:
Anyone else noticing Dr. House memes everywhere recently?
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 2 months ago:
The number of trans shooters versus non-trans shooters probably has trans shooters falling comfortably into a margin of error. I can’t do the math, though, I’m no numbersmith.
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 3 months ago:
There’s a difference between fucking the druid, and fucking Halsin. My character is not Halsin haha
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
No, that wasn’t the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
I agree, and I let him know that haha
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 3 months ago:
Unlikely, no one ever wants to fuck the druid.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 months ago:
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 3 months ago:
Currently playing a minotaur in dnd, I wonder if this meme will be relevant?
- Comment on NANDalf! 3 months ago:
The universal gate? Primitive? As essential as carbon, I’d say.
- Comment on They even got their own island 4 months ago:
When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn’t her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.
- Comment on meow :3 4 months ago:
It’s my favorite color and would go well with my hair and skin color, so that works haha
- Comment on meow :3 4 months ago:
just installed nobara, what color socks should I get?
- Comment on I wonder 5 months ago:
This person is a memesmith, not a yo-yo.
- Comment on Why is DOGE still around if Donny and Elon aren't getting along? 5 months ago:
The elon and trump feud is a smokescreen for the media, to cover up other things. The fallout between the two is a laser, and we’re all cats.
- Comment on Bait or r*ta*d*ti*n. Call it. 5 months ago:
His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.
- Comment on Fax machine 6 months ago:
I don’t make her cum, I allow her to, once she’s earned it. And she better thank me for it.
Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 6 months ago:
Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 6 months ago:
I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 6 months ago:
Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.
- Comment on Any Hole 7 months ago:
Any port in a storm, I always say.
- Comment on Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is? 7 months ago:
No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 7 months ago:
True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 7 months ago:
Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.
- Comment on what is the truth 7 months ago:
I have never heard of him before. I recognize my comment isn’t unique, except in perhaps phrasing. Has Clarkr said something within the same vein?
- Comment on what is the truth 7 months ago:
I wouldn’t say it’s magic. It’s more like understanding how the forces that hold together our universe, and how we can harness these forces for our own gain.
- Comment on Three original movies are being released in theaters today 8 months ago:
A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I’m super hyped for, however.
- Comment on LUNGS WERE A MISTAKE 8 months ago:
Check out the movie In The Heart of the Sea. Got moderate reviews, but you might find something about it you enjoy.