What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these day :( at least we still got wrestling
My world has just been shattered
Submitted 23 hours ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? That would mean my parents didn’t love each other.
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Huh, that’s why there was a third.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
kossa@feddit.org 14 hours ago
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 hours ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😀
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😶🌫️
I don’t remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Most?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
I am afraid… most
rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ariselas@piefed.ca 23 hours ago
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
married 17 years, can confirm.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Thoroughly, you might say.
decolo@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Step-husband what are you doing
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
… are… you are shipping… porn actors?
You’ve made a porno fancanon universe?
… ok. I don’t even know what to say to that, I’m mostly just astounded.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Sex without love is just dirty.
So dirty.
sundray@lemmus.org 19 hours ago
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
OP said they don’t love each other. Obviously they’re married or they wouldn’t be having sex.
OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Plenty of irl couples in porn.
tpyo@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’ll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I’ve seen are from actual partners where it’s an actual understanding of each other, where there’s real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
God. So incredibly sexy when it’s real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.
Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond when they’re older when their parents get married.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Start reading better porn? Just get a yuri manga, like “Love My Boss [Wife]”
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 23 hours ago
Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Isn’t there a category for adult content where they… 🥺 ️👉👈 ?