Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? That would mean my parents didn’t love each other.
My world has just been shattered
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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Huh, that’s why there was a third.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
kossa@feddit.org 1 month ago
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thoroughly, you might say.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Most?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I am afraid… most
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 month ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😀
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😶🌫️
I don’t remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
And it’s not actually possible to get stuck under a bed or in a dryer.
rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… are… you are shipping… porn actors?
You’ve made a porno fancanon universe?
… ok. I don’t even know what to say to that, I’m mostly just astounded.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these day :( at least we still got wrestling
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.
decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
Step-husband what are you doing
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OP said they don’t love each other. Obviously they’re married or they wouldn’t be having sex.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sex without love is just dirty.
So dirty.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Plenty of irl couples in porn.
tpyo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I’ve seen are from actual partners where it’s an actual understanding of each other, where there’s real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God. So incredibly sexy when it’s real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.
Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond when they’re older when their parents get married.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Isn’t there a category for adult content where they… 🥺 ️👉👈 ?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can’t get on the list that easily can you?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m trying. Throwing everything out there to be part of that list!
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Start reading better porn? Just get a yuri manga, like “Love My Boss [Wife]”
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh
all that said, this comment is cursed tbh
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 month ago
Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The viewer does
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it’s literally.
You don’t even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.
But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 month ago
This post feels wrong on so many Levels…
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 month ago
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 month ago
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
married 17 years, can confirm.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
But…why?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don’t love even MOST of them.