Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? That would mean my parents didn’t love each other.
My world has just been shattered
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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Huh, that’s why there was a third.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
kossa@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thoroughly, you might say.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I am afraid… most
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😀
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😶🌫️
I don’t remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And it’s not actually possible to get stuck under a bed or in a dryer.
rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
… are… you are shipping… porn actors?
You’ve made a porno fancanon universe?
… ok. I don’t even know what to say to that, I’m mostly just astounded.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these day :( at least we still got wrestling
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.
decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Step-husband what are you doing
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OP said they don’t love each other. Obviously they’re married or they wouldn’t be having sex.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sex without love is just dirty.
So dirty.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Plenty of irl couples in porn.
tpyo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I’ve seen are from actual partners where it’s an actual understanding of each other, where there’s real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God. So incredibly sexy when it’s real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.
Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond when they’re older when their parents get married.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Isn’t there a category for adult content where they… 🥺 ️👉👈 ?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You can’t get on the list that easily can you?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m trying. Throwing everything out there to be part of that list!
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Start reading better porn? Just get a yuri manga, like “Love My Boss [Wife]”
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh
all that said, this comment is cursed tbh
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The viewer does
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it’s literally.
You don’t even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.
But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This post feels wrong on so many Levels…
Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
married 17 years, can confirm.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
But…why?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don’t love even MOST of them.