MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on I Am Sexually Attracted To Eevee From Pokemon 3 days ago:
I have an Eevee costume…
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 3 days ago:
I dunno man I’m higher than giraffe testicles.
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 3 days ago:
You high bro?
- Comment on Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines. 1 week ago:
Brando was kind of a piece of shit.
- Comment on What is the best alternative to a "smart" cell phone today? 2 weeks ago:
String and 2 cans.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Why do you stereotype them?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 3 weeks ago:
I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.
- Comment on I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide? 3 weeks ago:
He had a lot of help.
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 3 weeks ago:
Cause you are nuttier than squirrel shit?
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 3 weeks ago:
Yes it’s wrong. Stop that.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 3 weeks ago:
Fucking dicks!
- Comment on Anon is a nice guy 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like your mom was a trick ass ho that did you wrong.
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 5 weeks ago:
Jerk off to uplifting porn.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 5 weeks ago:
You should get them a car on monoxide detector.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 1 month ago:
Do you mean Melinda gates?
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 1 month ago:
Because when he is coherent he hates the right people.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
A really small dick and a lot of fre time.
- Comment on Where is serious monkey business gotten down to? 1 month ago:
Your mom’s pad.
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 1 month ago:
No just send me the money I won’t spend it.
- Comment on A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege! 2 months ago:
They are going to end of life that game fucking quick.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 2 months ago:
I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.
- Comment on Vote brigading from lemmy.org 2 months ago:
Found Daverielle Louna.
- Comment on I was feeling good about myself until my dog crushed me 2 months ago:
How’s he know what your mom wants ?
- Comment on DnD Really Is Therapy | SciShow [9:24] 2 months ago:
I always end up with abusive DM’s. I shouldn’t have to roll a natural 20 to avoid sodomy.
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 2 months ago:
Like what?
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 2 months ago:
It has a higher energy density than most other substances. I think it’s like double lithium ion batteries.
- Comment on Some big black corn 2 months ago:
I want it inside me!
- Comment on Pop it like it's hot 2 months ago:
Nature’s lube.
- Comment on Anyone watching this series on Amazon Prime? 2 months ago:
That ass is a national treasure.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is md your mom’s dick?