MantisToboggon

@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No just send me the money I won’t spend it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They are going to end of life that game fucking quick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's on the market for...?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vote brigading from lemmy.org⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Daverielle Louna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was feeling good about myself until my dog crushed me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How’s he know what your mom wants ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DnD Really Is Therapy | SciShow [9:24]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always end up with abusive DM’s. I shouldn’t have to roll a natural 20 to avoid sodomy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is fossil fuel still used?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is fossil fuel still used?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has a higher energy density than most other substances. I think it’s like double lithium ion batteries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some big black corn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want it inside me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it like it's hot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nature’s lube.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone watching this series on Amazon Prime?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That ass is a national treasure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is md your mom’s dick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are a sentient ponzi scheme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then to the jail you will going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning moderation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he is into urethra play.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing more liberating than bending over, taking a deep breath, and enjoying nature⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s your mom doing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who trade their time for money without saving up to buy back their freedom and time should be called voluntary slaves, not employees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are non-binary and asexual flags Wario and Waluigi colored, respectively?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marry me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dick hole is extremely dilated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people with epilepsy triggered by flashing lights, drive past trees that are backlit by the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slowly or very fast but not reasonably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You would fit in so many of my orifices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a website tells you that you broke a rule, but doesn't tell you what the rule is.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t lie, you know there were pictures of your balls in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you date someone that uses a hammer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is its MC Hammer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom’s fatass was always to good for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find the Piggy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They should compare ankles.