MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Everyone get in here! 3 days ago:
That’s an orgy I can really support
- Comment on Is there a place online where I can buy a US 50 cent piece for like a buck or two dollars? Trying to learn the coin rolling thing across the knuckles. 5 days ago:
Dark Tower fan?
- Comment on Types of Game Developers 1 week ago:
Yes we should only have rapey Blizzard employees make games.
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 1 week ago:
Ravenous boners of speed.
- Comment on If you have an extremely small penis and non functioning brain 1 week ago:
What if I only have a really small penis?
- Comment on Will an ISP get on to you for downloading porn? Or will it just be a generic DMCA strike? 1 week ago:
They won’t, but you will make the baby Jesus cry.
- Comment on Do most Americans vote just based on name recognizing without any thinking of the platform? Or pigeon hole a candidate to one issue and vote for them? Even if that issue is way against beliefs? 2 weeks ago:
Wanna do a double Dutch rudder?
- Comment on Do most Americans vote just based on name recognizing without any thinking of the platform? Or pigeon hole a candidate to one issue and vote for them? Even if that issue is way against beliefs? 2 weeks ago:
I’d never vote for a fucking pigeon.
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 2 weeks ago:
Rip hulkster.
- Comment on That'll be $100k per credit hour, please. 2 weeks ago:
You have to pay 10k for a sexual assault module . I can teach you all about it for $20
- Comment on My bank is starting to discontinue web-based online banking in favor of an app. 2 weeks ago:
How else would they monetize your data? You need to think of the poor banks!
- Comment on Does the make a wish foundation really grant every wish? Or at least try to? Like if a 10 year old wanted to see Taylor Swift naked in person would they at least contact Swift or her Reps to do it? 3 weeks ago:
I think that would be a crime.
- Comment on Homestead addiction rehab intern accused of sex with client during therapy 3 weeks ago:
Would.
- Comment on Why do a lot of frozen salmon thawing instructions say to remove the salmon from the individual wrappers before thawing? 4 weeks ago:
They are all scared of the dark.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I emptied my retard into your mom last night.
- Comment on How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars? 5 weeks ago:
They don’t live long enough.
- Comment on I wanna be a maelstrom in 1714 C.E. 5 weeks ago:
To be fair the place was full of drinks.
- Comment on CEO Who Fired 900 People On Zoom—Allegedly Calling Employees ‘Monkeys’—Faces Lawsuit From His Company 5 weeks ago:
You know like when your dad used to tell you that you should of been a blowjob.
- Comment on CEO Who Fired 900 People On Zoom—Allegedly Calling Employees ‘Monkeys’—Faces Lawsuit From His Company 1 month ago:
He should of faced an ass whooping.
- Comment on Bet your car doesn't have a special lip balm holder 1 month ago:
It will melt.
- Comment on At this stage in technological advancement can humans at the point where we can create a new element on the periodic table? 1 month ago:
Yes several.
- Comment on I don't think I'm being taken seriously I think we need to start a class action suit 1 month ago:
Why did he have sex with the cat after?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Maybe a beekeeper hood?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
What about a hijab?
- Comment on Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball 1 month ago:
Is that your groin? Did you pull into yourself like a turtle?
- Comment on Something we can all agree on 1 month ago:
Not if they are being locked by a cat.
- Comment on Modern sorcery 1 month ago:
It’s called a Djinn.
- Comment on Winnie The Shit 1 month ago:
No, bad meme!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
$3.50
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 2 months ago:
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.