MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 5 days ago:
I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.
- Comment on I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide? 6 days ago:
He had a lot of help.
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 6 days ago:
Cause you are nuttier than squirrel shit?
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 6 days ago:
Yes it’s wrong. Stop that.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 6 days ago:
Fucking dicks!
- Comment on Anon is a nice guy 1 week ago:
Sounds like your mom was a trick ass ho that did you wrong.
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 2 weeks ago:
Jerk off to uplifting porn.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
You should get them a car on monoxide detector.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 3 weeks ago:
Do you mean Melinda gates?
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 3 weeks ago:
Because when he is coherent he hates the right people.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
A really small dick and a lot of fre time.
- Comment on Where is serious monkey business gotten down to? 4 weeks ago:
Your mom’s pad.
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 5 weeks ago:
No just send me the money I won’t spend it.
- Comment on A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege! 1 month ago:
They are going to end of life that game fucking quick.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 1 month ago:
I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.
- Comment on Vote brigading from lemmy.org 1 month ago:
Found Daverielle Louna.
- Comment on I was feeling good about myself until my dog crushed me 1 month ago:
How’s he know what your mom wants ?
- Comment on DnD Really Is Therapy | SciShow [9:24] 1 month ago:
I always end up with abusive DM’s. I shouldn’t have to roll a natural 20 to avoid sodomy.
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 1 month ago:
Like what?
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 1 month ago:
It has a higher energy density than most other substances. I think it’s like double lithium ion batteries.
- Comment on Some big black corn 1 month ago:
I want it inside me!
- Comment on Pop it like it's hot 1 month ago:
Nature’s lube.
- Comment on Anyone watching this series on Amazon Prime? 2 months ago:
That ass is a national treasure.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is md your mom’s dick?
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 2 months ago:
We are a sentient ponzi scheme.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Then to the jail you will going.
- Comment on Learning moderation 2 months ago:
Maybe he is into urethra play.
- Comment on Nothing more liberating than bending over, taking a deep breath, and enjoying nature 2 months ago:
What’s your mom doing?
- Comment on How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say? 2 months ago:
When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.
- Comment on People who trade their time for money without saving up to buy back their freedom and time should be called voluntary slaves, not employees 2 months ago:
Or parents.