MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on My bank is starting to discontinue web-based online banking in favor of an app. 3 hours ago:
How else would they monetize your data? You need to think of the poor banks!
- Comment on Does the make a wish foundation really grant every wish? Or at least try to? Like if a 10 year old wanted to see Taylor Swift naked in person would they at least contact Swift or her Reps to do it? 3 days ago:
I think that would be a crime.
- Comment on Homestead addiction rehab intern accused of sex with client during therapy 6 days ago:
Would.
- Comment on Why do a lot of frozen salmon thawing instructions say to remove the salmon from the individual wrappers before thawing? 1 week ago:
They are all scared of the dark.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I emptied my retard into your mom last night.
- Comment on How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars? 2 weeks ago:
They don’t live long enough.
- Comment on I wanna be a maelstrom in 1714 C.E. 2 weeks ago:
To be fair the place was full of drinks.
- Comment on CEO Who Fired 900 People On Zoom—Allegedly Calling Employees ‘Monkeys’—Faces Lawsuit From His Company 3 weeks ago:
You know like when your dad used to tell you that you should of been a blowjob.
- Comment on CEO Who Fired 900 People On Zoom—Allegedly Calling Employees ‘Monkeys’—Faces Lawsuit From His Company 3 weeks ago:
He should of faced an ass whooping.
- Comment on Bet your car doesn't have a special lip balm holder 3 weeks ago:
It will melt.
- Comment on At this stage in technological advancement can humans at the point where we can create a new element on the periodic table? 4 weeks ago:
Yes several.
- Comment on I don't think I'm being taken seriously I think we need to start a class action suit 4 weeks ago:
Why did he have sex with the cat after?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Maybe a beekeeper hood?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
What about a hijab?
- Comment on Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball 5 weeks ago:
Is that your groin? Did you pull into yourself like a turtle?
- Comment on Something we can all agree on 5 weeks ago:
Not if they are being locked by a cat.
- Comment on Modern sorcery 5 weeks ago:
It’s called a Djinn.
- Comment on Winnie The Shit 1 month ago:
No, bad meme!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
$3.50
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 1 month ago:
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
- Comment on How come hacker's like Anonymous and other's put out a huge list of who or what corporations that are funding politicians? Kind of like the Epstein Files TM for all politician no matter what side 1 month ago:
They did no one cared. Google panama papers.
- Comment on Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope? 1 month ago:
Fun fact the closest neighbor galaxy is your mom’s fat ass.
- Comment on Why does auto focus work so poorly when trying to take a picture through smudged glass? 1 month ago:
Because it is smudged.
- Comment on Vape flavours and packaging that are 'attractive' to children could be banned under reforms 1 month ago:
I fucking hate kids
- Comment on In a rough estimaten for how much money it would cost for Wikipedia to quit asking for donation for like the next 10 or 20 years....or forever? 1 month ago:
$3.50
- Comment on Will the next president of America have to do a world wide apology tour for this administration? Kind of like celebs do when they get their ass in a sling. 1 month ago:
I think he will be preoccupied with the downfall.
- Comment on Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend! 1 month ago:
Bro, brevity .
- Comment on Heat waves hate this one WEIRD trick 2 months ago:
Why is your mom doing that?
- Comment on bluesky is officially locked out for age 2 months ago:
Kind of a shitty one, but you do you🙂
- Comment on I think not enough gamers follow Doormonster's channel 2 months ago:
Is there any nudity?