It is the snack that eats back. You could take it further and say it’s a mimic.
What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
just_another_person@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lots of videos out there on this specific thing for some reason. Maybe Tablescaping is more popular than I thought?
slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
While looking at the pineapple, any food you eat tastes like your favourite food.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Extra weird for people who favor pineapple and are eating pineapple (not the pineapple, obviously. I did read the post).
“Oh my gosh! My pineapple tastes just like my grandmother’s baklava! I thought I’d never taste it again!”
“Mine taste like my Nonna’s lasagna!”
“Pirozhki. I’ve got tears.”
“How about you, Greg?”
“Hmm? Oh, yeah, it’s really good pineapple, my favorite. I used to spend summers working with my grandfather on the pineapple plantation. This is, um, nice.”
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Everyone within 20 feet is influenced to interpret comments by the other participants in either a) the most positive or b) the most negative possible way, dealer’s choice.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Radical chaos pineapple. I love it. Would be great for a short film or a ship-in-a-bottle episode. I want to see a scene in which an antagonist is being really verbally abusive, but the other person hears it as being supportive. The target of the abuse kindly returns the supportive rhetoric effusively, but the abusive person can only hear the most psychologically damaging scolding they’ve ever gotten.
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Everyone who attends a party with a rented pineapple later remembers it as a classy affair. However, you lose the deposit on your rental
scallisto@retrofed.com 3 weeks ago
The longer you look at the pineapple, the more your food tastes like pineapples. There comes a point when you food is too sweet, too acidic, but you can’t stop looking at the beautiful pineapple.
Alternatively, it makes everyone’s piss a deep yellow. Saturated and not healthy at all. Weeing is painful and feels like a pineapple getting squirted out of whatever hole you wee out of. Everybody avoids drinking water and only eat dried food, and they all die from dehydration within 3 days.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SCP?
ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
+20 appetite
BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Assuming we would still be in this universe we call reality, any, really. Anything magical would be interested.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ravenous boners of speed.
Ashiette@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Turn you into The Captain
Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every bite of pineapple sends you to hell to shove a pineapple up hitler’s asshole
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
displayed but not eaten
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you trying to stop me from eating the pineapple?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a really interesting question. I hope you crosspost it elsewhere so it gets the coverage it deserves.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
If you’ve got extra pineapples when you’re done, you can make them into single use cups with fancy drinks too.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Everyone who attends the dinner party is guaranteed to get laid that same night.
gastroglizzy@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Funny, considering swingers have adopted the pineapple as their symbol.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There’s a monkey’s-paw-style story in there somewhere about dramatic, ironic consequences, but I don’t know that I want to bring it into the world by writing it.