What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?

Comments

• llamapocalypse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyone within 20 feet is influenced to interpret comments by the other participants in either a) the most positive or b) the most negative possible way, dealer’s choice.

  source
• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lots of videos out there on this specific thing for some reason. Maybe Tablescaping is more popular than I thought?

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=31niB9ovETs

  source
• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every bite of pineapple sends you to hell to shove a pineapple up hitler’s asshole

  source

  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    displayed but not eaten

    source
• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a really interesting question. I hope you crosspost it elsewhere so it gets the coverage it deserves.

  source
• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyone who attends the dinner party is guaranteed to get laid that same night.

  source

  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funny, considering swingers have adopted the pineapple as their symbol.

    source
• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is the snack that eats back. You could take it further and say it’s a mimic.

  source
• MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ravenous boners of speed.

  source
• bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you’ve got extra pineapples when you’re done, you can make them into single use cups with fancy drinks too.

  source