sober_monk

@sober_monk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annon punches a Nazi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  By the way things are going, he’s gonna have many chances to practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One way to guarantee your paper blows people away⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll remember this next time some hack conspiracy theorist claims that academics try to suppress them. Ol’ Ted tried to blow up universities and he’s still getting cited. Science doesn’t hold grudges lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GO GAMBLING!!!! 🤩🌟😋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure this works because you don’t chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.

  I tried them but I couldn’t make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn’t pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds awesome, thanks! I’ll give it a shot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually was on a date kick at the end of last year, making those fake Snickers snacks, date nut rolls, and putting them into oatmeals and smoothies instead of sweeteners. If anyone has more recommendations, please share, dates rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Love me some cruelty free, fair trade, free range porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need a superwholock style community for these three shows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Glup Shitto mentioned, let’s goooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*hangs head and cries*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so sorry, but it is relevant:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*hangs head and cries*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you aware of the original version of this meme?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hires a goth chick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Gold star” means “never had sex with the opposite gender” in LGBTQ+ slang. My man here managed to dodge the pussy at birth too, elevating him to platinum rank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also the fun part of dialling in your medication to find the balance between being an overclocked sex machine and a walking limp noodle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And don’t make any jokes, I’ve heard 'em all. James Bond (deadpan): I don’t know any doctor jokes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Om nom nom⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe it goes in this order: look > grab > shake > taste > throw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I died but then I got better⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any tips on how to unsee yassified Jeremy Clarkson?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Meritocracy"⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But her emails though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new tab new tab new tab⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hey, an actual search engine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conferences⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also full of “networking opportunities”, i.e. you spot the people that you usually only see at conferences, check in on them and then proceed to not even think about them until the next conference. As a bonus, you can also have conversations with new people who are going to ignore your follow-up emails!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The past 18 months have seen the most rapid change in human written communication ever⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They developed their own detector described in another paper. Basically, this reverse-engineers texts based on their vocabulary to provide an estimate on how much of them was ChatGPT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solving the mystery of the four-headed echidna penis⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m cursed to forever hear the Fox ADHD tune whenever this comes up.

  But they’re known… FOR HAVING A FOUR-HEADED DIIICK IT’S THE ONLY ONE LIKE IIIIT SCIENTIFICALLY AC-CU-RAAATE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, it’s cheaper, but I’m on that 24/7 grind to make money for billionaires man, I ain’t got time for the real deal! But just one of these pills gives me enough shame and self-hatred to last for the day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is what it is⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  While working at the Steinhardt Social Research Institute?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this rate, why not.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the link, interesting read! I know that a good paper is succint, but honestly, I thought that making the case for a gigaton-yield nuclear explosion to combat climate change would take more than four pages…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite “kids have always been kids” moment in history is Iddin-Sin’s letter to his mom, bitching about how he “has nothing decent to wear” and “whose fault is that really”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In case you didn't know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, asian small-clawed otters do dabble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This post is in honor of [username]2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”