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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she’ll receive plenty of support from her peers.

    nft son is just going to… I mean, that doesn’t end well.

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    • nimpnin@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

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      • LinuxEnjoyer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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        Yup.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right?! As long as it’s not the Nazi version of astrology

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      • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons… So… I guess even then… I guess… I take the Nazi astrology daughter… And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

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    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a third of everyone

      I hope not. I don’t want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

      But still astrology daughter. Nft son is … I don’t want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can’t.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

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      • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a path from nft son to incel that’s scary. Astrology daughter easy.

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      • nimpnin@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah I’d rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

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      • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It doesn’t

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it’s a fun little thing.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she’s still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people.

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sure

        But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I could see NFT’s as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And if she doesn’t, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

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      • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And if not, it’s saturns fault that she’s an insufferable cunt

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  • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don’t eat retirement funds.

    Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How about daughter who is a psychic?

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Buy nfts

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      • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      nypost.com/…/ronald-reagans-wife-nancy-astrologer…

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      • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

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  • Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Astrology daughter;

    +less money lost to scams

    +less likely to engage with bro culture

    -more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc…

    +less cringe

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women…

      So yeah, those aren’t exactly red flags at first glance.

      NFTs however… Don’t ever talk to me again.

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  • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

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    • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

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  • sanderium@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither

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  • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Child neglect is probably the cause

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    • sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Preach!

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  • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • sciawp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    astrology son and nft daughter

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    • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      astrology nft or son daughter?

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Definitely son daughter.

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  • AidsKitty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nft son.

    Still has a chance for success in the future Believes in controlling his own fate Is tech oriented Can still lift heavy objects I can call him “lil-bruh”

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  • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want children, especially in a world that’s getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

    So I’d choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

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