Ew why are you like that

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She does have a point. We should replace our weak and ugly flesh with atrong steel and blessed machine.

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  • brap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The omnissiah approves.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A steel skeliton. Like Wolferine! We’re gonna be X-Men!!! But…just the one. Just Wolferine. Unless any extremely buff guys want to dress like a big blue furry guy.

    …yeah, I just heard it as I said it. Someone out there is ABSOLUTELY already doing that, unrelated to this plan.

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    From the moment I understood the weaknesses of my flesh, it disgusted me!

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  • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Plastic!

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• CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Biology in general is disgusting. Eating is gross, its just a weird process if you think about it, and especially weird that so much of our lives are dedicated to it. Waste removal is extra gross. Reproduction is.. not even gunna go there but it’s gross, and childbirth is so much worse. Mouths are gross, our protruding luxury bones are gross, tongues are just tiny tentacles, and thats gross. Also theres just -so much hair- which is, you guessed it, gross.

  Guts are gross. I know we aren’t meant to survive disemboweling, but we do it routinely now to deliver babies, and do they put your intestines back where they belong? Hell no! They just shove that shit back in there and let it sort itself out.

  And then we move away from humans and other animals lick themselves to get clean which is gross. They eat poop, sometimes directly from a rectum (theirs or not), which is gross.

  Diseases are gross, auto-immune issues are gross..

  Man.

  I find it best to just not really spend a lot of time thinking about the practicalities of biology. I mean, I have done the thinking, and imho, its not really worth it. It just makes everything seem gross, genuinely. Like really, stop to think about just hair growth, a relatively benign fact of biology. Some small thing starts growing under your skin at a bud point, then erupts through your protective skin layer, and just keeps growing.. until its multiple feet long, in some cases (thank fuck leg, armpit, and genital hair stops growing at inches instead of feet). Just gross.

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why humans also have unexplainable biological drive to find things inexplicably attractive about each other. That raw rugged attraction to someone who turns you on. This is nature’s aphrodisiac.

    OTOH I generally agree with you & I lose attraction for anyone as soon as I smell any normal human foul odor emanating from any of their numerous orifices, or see something gross about them. This is nature’s birth control.

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    • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Heh, maybe thats why I find humans so gross. I have absolute zero sex drive (ace/aro), so no instinctual compulsion to overlook how gross humans are.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How do you explain people who like poop, etc? Maybe that’s humanity evolving beyond past limitations?

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    auto-immune issues are gross…

    Autoimmune issues at least know who the enemy is.

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There are Buddhist meditations that are more or less exactly this post.

    Dis-enchants sexuality, basically.

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  • bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “protruding luxury bones” What are those?

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    • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Teeth

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is how acid makes me feel. Everything about people becomes so…gross. Dirty, oily, grimy. Yuck.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Humans would be grosser without skeletons.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like cats.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They do have one. It’s just, sometimes liquid.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skeletons are the least gross part tbh. I used to have a skeleton as my pfp, and also because it’s the closest I imagine getting to genderneutral euphoria lmao

    Let me out of this meat cage 🍖

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skeletons would be less gross without the fleshy parts around them.

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• trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  holes

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• Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Man is just an improperly deboned donut.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Meat donut. Their made out of meat.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Filled with shit. We are shit filled meat fritters.

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Go all the way or don’t go at all…

      https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg

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• fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  damn like… i get it and the meme’s not wrong, but i think a lot of it is so cool. how the circulatory system went (evolutionarily) from being “just squirt blood on all the organs” to the elegant, efficient tube-based system we have. like, it’s kind of insane we have tubes routing blood to our entire body, everything in it, and coming back to a central point

  or how there are so many parts of our body that just have a natural microbiome that we coexist with. like we have our own little slice of like… world, inside us

  (poop is kinda gross tho, i can’t lie)

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We’re just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.

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• wet_bones@lemmy.4d2.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Also, your bones are wet.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Moist

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  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There is a big wet muscle squooshing away in the middle of your chest. All the time it is just in there, gooey and wet, writhing around making blood move around.

    If it stops doing the mushing with the wet sloppy stuff, you die.

    I’ll bet if it were out in the open it would sound like a toddler eating Mac and cheese by chewing with an open mouth.

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  • percent@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lol gross

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• redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You only need to look up how much hair and skin we loose every day to know she’s right

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My steering wheel has a 2mm deep layer of dead skin on the top half for some reason.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The reason is because you aren’t cleaning it.

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    • autriyo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The reason is probably you. Or whoever else drives the car :D

      Engineers should develop a self cleaning steering wheel.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      do you put lotion on in the car?

      either way that’s nasty. go get a new steering wheel if it won’t come off

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• youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Down with body positivity, up with egalitarian body negativity!

  You are 35-140kg of under refrigerated self heating meat. You have been out and thawed but not properly dehydrated for decades. You are disgusting.

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mmmm, skin… holes… <3

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I feel a touch of Violet coming on…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perversion --> Body Positivity

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• restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lemme just pop a quick H on this box. That way we all know it’s filled with hornets.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  THANK YOU

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hahaha why does this comment sound so cathartic

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because it is from both of me

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We are also smelly cause we sweat but don’t a have great sense of smell so our dogs and cats probably know a lot about us through that without us knowing

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t get me started on all the different revolting fluids.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Noses are so ugly and they’re right in the middle of the face. Very hard to avoid looking at those ugly things.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Humans are disgusting

  Mmm, oh yeeesssss 🫠

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How dare you call pizza disgusting!

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I do prefer you to have holes.

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• 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sinews invoke the word gnngnngnn in me.

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I remember I offended someone once with the offhanded remark that earlobes are gross lol

  Jealous of people that have that rare trait where the lobe is connected. Their earrings look so nice.

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  • forestbeasts@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are VERY gross.

    I’m also therian and would much, much rather have a wolf body (wolves are beautiful actually!). Human earlobes… just, no. That’s one of my top dysphoria things. *shudders*

    – Frost

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unexpected compliment for my connected lobes, thanks. I guess I should start wearing earrings.

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• Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I am weird therefore I am.

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• Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Skin is the sexiest organ 😏

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What about the tongue

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m an anus man.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sebaceous glands? Yuck! No, thank you!

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    • DokPsy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well you don’t eat the glands

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• quips@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gross is an imaginary concept selected for reducing disease

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And as humans are the most significant vector of disease in most of our lives…

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you even know how much sticky red liquid is in there, which you can’t get out of your carpet

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