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- Comment on Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting 3 days ago:
Who’s limb is that River Ridge!?
- Comment on Come in, sir, make yourself comfortable 2 weeks ago:
Coccyx smasher 5000 right there
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 2 weeks ago:
Snowrunner. I guess I’m running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.
- Comment on Wetherspoons pubs ban playing music or taking calls on phone speakers 3 weeks ago:
Wetherspoons? An oasis of tranquility? Good one.
But I do agree with the phone loudspeaker thing.
- Comment on If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday 4 weeks ago:
Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.
- Comment on Meme template 5 weeks ago:
Absolutely bang-on.
- Comment on Meme template 5 weeks ago:
I can’t be bothered to edit it on my phone, but that right there is me in the middle of what should be a simple job on my car but a bolt just snapped.
- Comment on Anon is 23 5 weeks ago:
Depends on where you are in the world. Here you have to have a portfolio and working experience among other qualifications before you can take the assessment. You’re not an electrician until you’re on the register after all that.
- Comment on I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them... 1 month ago:
Thank you for explaining, I only know nonce being used to refer to someone as a pedo so Noncefest certainly raised an eyebrow. I can only assume this guy was unaware of the meaning.
- Comment on Deja Vu 1 month ago:
Fuck knows, I suspect they’re not talking about the djent band.
- Comment on definitely not recording! 1 month ago:
Still better than this fucking turbodork.
- Comment on O hi 1 month ago:
I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.
- Comment on Thats you 2 months ago:
You mean I can make a sandwich using garlic bread?
- Comment on Thats you 2 months ago:
A knuckle burger? Shouldn’t it be a knuckle sandwich?
- Comment on I'm doing my part 2 months ago:
I’ve never seen the one on the right. I’m guessing this is an American thing?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Well shit, there’s a variation I hadn’t considered and is doable. Cheers friend!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I really wish I could just whitelist a small selection of numbers. The call screening feature helps but isn’t perfect.
- Comment on AH LAWDY GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE 3 months ago:
4902 🫡
- Comment on Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising 3 months ago:
If I see your shit advertised in space I will never buy your product again.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 3 months ago:
Ha. But am outside, and an online calculator says the price here converts to $9.08 a gallon for diesel. And that’s cheaper than it’s been recently.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 3 months ago:
I was thinking that. Hot fuck is that cheap.
- Comment on outsmarted 3 months ago:
100%. 30,000 Ugandan Dollars for example is less than 8USD. This could be anywhere.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
Just look at those eyes. I think the correct caption is “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK”
- Comment on Humanity collapsed 3 months ago:
Isn’t that just an ice cube bag being used wrong?
- Comment on I would like to play a calm game 3 months ago:
Viewfinder is good if you want a game where you need to figure out how to get through each level.
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 3 months ago:
The omnissiah approves.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 3 months ago:
Knife and fork my dude. I tried it once and it was a fucking disaster. Beans everywhere.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 3 months ago:
Ok so this is a shit photo, but seriously, go make it. Beans on toast is easy and brilliant.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 4 months ago:
Fucking delicacy.
- Comment on My own summer (shove it) 4 months ago:
Thanks. I hate it.