ED is a bitch
Texts from Dad
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
bricklove@midwest.social 1 month ago
Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
WHERE’S
YOUR
FUCK
ING
RAAAAAAGE
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Revolver Ocelot
occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mmrraaaaooooo
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Arise chicken
Kanda@reddthat.com 1 month ago
He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means
Magister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
boaratio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a great song.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
0ops@lemm.ee 1 month ago
MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jaschen@lemm.ee 1 month ago
All rise mother fucker.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
what the fuck are you talking about
“Social media”
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 1 month ago
MUSTA-KRAKISH
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
AWAKEN
polysics@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Dad has great taste.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot twist, kid is dough
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
huginn@feddit.it 1 month ago
Such cringe behavior
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Meh, whatever.
brap@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
thomcat@midwest.social 1 month ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”
Pothetato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dad might be a sith lord
joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
They’re not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
Weezard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again…”
thomcat@powerg.love 1 month ago
Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.
mikyopii@programming.dev 1 month ago
Kiss him deep with tongue!
Aviandelight@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 month ago
dancing is forbidden