Texts from Dad

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• Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *arise

    billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.

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  • mikyopii@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kiss him deep with tongue!

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  • Aviandelight@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

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    • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      dancing is forbidden

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ED is a bitch

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• bricklove@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

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• SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WHERE’S

  YOUR

  FUCK

  ING

  RAAAAAAGE

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Revolver Ocelot

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    • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      mmrraaaaooooo

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Arise chicken

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• Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means

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• Magister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?

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  • pootsforjesus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

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    • boaratio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a great song.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    I’m so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

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• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All rise mother fucker.

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• sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what the fuck are you talking about

  “Social media”

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• ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  MUSTA-KRAKISH

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  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AWAKEN

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  • polysics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN

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• tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dad has great taste.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plot twist, kid is dough

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  • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

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• reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

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  • huginn@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Such cringe behavior

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meh, whatever.

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• brap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

  youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

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• lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

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• thomcat@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”

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• Pothetato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dad might be a sith lord

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• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’re not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WE WILL RISE

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  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s the wrong song …

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    • batcheck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought he was just a Faker fan and mad that they are mid right now

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• Weezard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again…”

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• thomcat@powerg.love ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @The_Picard_Maneuver

  Attachment: powerg.love ↗

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