ED is a bitch
Texts from Dad
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bricklove@midwest.social 2 years ago
Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
WHERE’S
YOUR
FUCK
ING
RAAAAAAGE
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Revolver Ocelot
occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 years ago
mmrraaaaooooo
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Arise chicken
Kanda@reddthat.com 2 years ago
He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means
Magister@lemmy.world 2 years ago
OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
boaratio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a great song.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
0ops@lemm.ee 2 years ago
MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
jaschen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
All rise mother fucker.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about
“Social media”
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 years ago
MUSTA-KRAKISH
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
AWAKEN
polysics@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 2 years ago
Dad has great taste.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Plot twist, kid is dough
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
huginn@feddit.it 2 years ago
Such cringe behavior
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Meh, whatever.
brap@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
thomcat@midwest.social 2 years ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”
Pothetato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dad might be a sith lord
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
They’re not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
Weezard@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again…”
thomcat@powerg.love 2 years ago
Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 years ago
*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.
mikyopii@programming.dev 2 years ago
Kiss him deep with tongue!
Aviandelight@mander.xyz 2 years ago
I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 years ago
dancing is forbidden