ED is a bitch
Texts from Dad
Submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
bricklove@midwest.social 3 months ago
Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
WHERE’S
YOUR
FUCK
ING
RAAAAAAGE
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
samus12345@lemmy.world 3 months ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Revolver Ocelot
occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 months ago
mmrraaaaooooo
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Arise chicken
Kanda@reddthat.com 3 months ago
He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means
Magister@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
boaratio@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s a great song.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
0ops@lemm.ee 3 months ago
MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 months ago
jaschen@lemm.ee 3 months ago
All rise mother fucker.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
what the fuck are you talking about
“Social media”
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 3 months ago
MUSTA-KRAKISH
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
AWAKEN
polysics@lemmy.world 3 months ago
TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 3 months ago
Dad has great taste.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Plot twist, kid is dough
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
huginn@feddit.it 3 months ago
Such cringe behavior
samus12345@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Meh, whatever.
brap@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
thomcat@midwest.social 3 months ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”
Pothetato@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dad might be a sith lord
joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 months ago
They’re not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Weezard@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again…”
thomcat@powerg.love 3 months ago
Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Image
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.
mikyopii@programming.dev 3 months ago
Kiss him deep with tongue!
Aviandelight@mander.xyz 3 months ago
I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 months ago
dancing is forbidden