ED is a bitch
Texts from Dad
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bricklove@midwest.social 10 months ago
Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
WHERE’S
YOUR
FUCK
ING
RAAAAAAGE
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Revolver Ocelot
occhionaut@lemmy.world 10 months ago
mmrraaaaooooo
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Arise chicken
Kanda@reddthat.com 10 months ago
He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means
Magister@lemmy.world 10 months ago
OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
boaratio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a great song.
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jaschen@lemm.ee 10 months ago
All rise mother fucker.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
what the fuck are you talking about
“Social media”
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 10 months ago
MUSTA-KRAKISH
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
AWAKEN
polysics@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Dad has great taste.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plot twist, kid is dough
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
huginn@feddit.it 10 months ago
Such cringe behavior
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Meh, whatever.
brap@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
thomcat@midwest.social 10 months ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”
Pothetato@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dad might be a sith lord
joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
They’re not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Weezard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again…”
thomcat@powerg.love 10 months ago
Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.
mikyopii@programming.dev 10 months ago
Kiss him deep with tongue!
Aviandelight@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 10 months ago
dancing is forbidden