JudahBenHur
@JudahBenHur@lemm.ee
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 5 days ago:
ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 5 days ago:
I think there’s a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:
If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I’d be obliged
- Comment on Lithium-ion battery waste fires are increasing, and vapes are a big part of it 2 weeks ago:
…that ought to be completely illegal
- Comment on Old movie, Sing Street. A nice watch, good times good vibes. A little Jonas Brothers at times, but we liked it. 2 weeks ago:
just watched it last st. patrick’s day.
the riddle of the model!
- Comment on Sony Closes Simon Pegg & Nick Frost’s Production Outfit Stolen Picture 2 weeks ago:
ah right. yeah I didnt know what the fuck i was talking about there
- Comment on Rashida Jones thinks it 'made sense' she was let go from 'The Office,' because 'people did not like me' 2 weeks ago:
yeah man I dont care for a character on a tv show, which means Im deeply hurt and unwell
- Comment on Sony Closes Simon Pegg & Nick Frost’s Production Outfit Stolen Picture 2 weeks ago:
that sucks. shaun of the dead and hot fuzz are truly great films.
- Comment on Rashida Jones thinks it 'made sense' she was let go from 'The Office,' because 'people did not like me' 3 weeks ago:
huh yeah ok… thats right he came in to do an audit(?)
honestly, when wifeo and I do a rewatch we skip season 1 entirely. it didnt know what the fuck it was yet and there was that tall person (who was, i guess supposed to be the straightperson) who they shit canned
“why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast foods?”
“people are idiots, leslie”
- Comment on Rashida Jones thinks it 'made sense' she was let go from 'The Office,' because 'people did not like me' 3 weeks ago:
it was, but her character brought next to nothing to it, other than being a straightperson, which adam scott’s character was already doing.
side note: adam scott’s character being the literal only person who didn’t “get” little sebastian makes me grin to this day when I think of it. even ron would go gaga
- Comment on Lemmy friends, their arms wide 3 weeks ago:
holding a nestle product in a photo posted to lemmy can get you shot
- Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time 3 weeks ago:
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
- Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time 3 weeks ago:
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
- Comment on the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does 3 weeks ago:
you use your fingernails to pry it open while pushing the dick part out
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 2 months ago:
so you asked the word confetti bot
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 2 months ago:
my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you’re a chick bro.
just shave that shit bro.
i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.
i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert… anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 2 months ago:
what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man
- Comment on Amazon Artificially Discounting Items $0.01 Below the Free Shipping Limit 2 months ago:
where are you? Im in Ireland and use eBay all the time, and when there’s been a problem it’s always been rectified
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
sure
- Comment on At least it doesn't cause tinnitus. Looking at you, Nirnroot. 2 months ago:
thats fucking weird man. the sound is very distinct and pretty loud
- Comment on I hate it when that happens 2 months ago:
total classic
- Comment on why can't there be a soda dispenser for energy drinks? 2 months ago:
where the fuck you live that a monster costs nine dollars
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 2 months ago:
so the “we” in ya’ll are the owners of Meta, and the “what we did” was block the search term #republicans, which never happened, do I have that right in terms of understanding what you meant by this?
- Comment on What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game? 3 months ago:
thats fun
- Comment on What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game? 3 months ago:
thats one of the most badass statements ive ever read
- Comment on Finally someone turned Doom into an enriching cultural experience for art snobs 3 months ago:
cute
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 3 months ago:
I play drums. This is not a reasonable concern.
You won’t skill up in terms of being able to play a drum kit with this pad thing, but it will get you used to keeping time and learning how to separate your limbs (like how you slowly are able to tap a different pattern with your right foot than you are doing with your right hand).
if you’re worried about it, cross your right hand over your left and keep rhythm on the hi-hats with your right while hitting the accents with your left.
- Comment on Why don't railroads need expansion joints? 3 months ago:
i think thats a bit of a damning assessment. dude just has a short attention span, doesnt mean you know them well enough to say what “kind” of person they are
- Comment on What are the current most common symptoms of Covid? I was told about two years ago that a fever is no longer even really a symptom. Yet when I look it up on the CDC website, it shows fever is a sympto 3 months ago:
nice PSA (seriously)
- Comment on Wicked Becomes Biggest Stage Musical Adaptation Ever At Global Box Office 3 months ago:
fair enough, im not saying it doesnt look like shit, just that people who like wicked ate it right up. I didnt see it because I am straight
- Comment on Wicked Becomes Biggest Stage Musical Adaptation Ever At Global Box Office 3 months ago:
people didnt seem to mind
