JudahBenHur

@JudahBenHur@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disc market share for week ending in 2024-12-07: Alien: Romulus, The Wild Robot, and several Disney+ originals making their physical media debut top the charts!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  alien romulus was fucking terrible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skoolie from Temu.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  is that what you’re thinking? wood screws aren’t cut out for a structure that will sustain 80mph winds for 4 hours straight while turning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have any recommendations for casual games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  so, uh… it really couldnt be said of any game at all… the idea that the game makes it better than real power washing because you can stop at any time with out leaving a half finished driveway is cracking me up dude i love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admin team update⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you for all you’ve done

  Ive been happy to have donated a few times as I like this instance a lot. hope to see you on the instance as well!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have any recommendations for casual games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ah well then laddie you just tell me when youre ready to man the old washer

  theres always work down the shipyard for ye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have any recommendations for casual games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  im not trying to be provocative

  but have you ever considered actually cleaning things

  you can get paid to do this

  irl power washwers are fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you fail to plan ahead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NormoFacebook@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This spoon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  is this your spoon? are you the friend in OPs post?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This spoon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you really got me there man! I mean I’ve met some pretty smart and cool people in my travels but holy fuck you made me look like a complete idiot and I am absolutely in awe of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This spoon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i feel you. its wack. ive never liked soup spoons. i eat cereal and soup with a teaspoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This spoon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  if theyre quite large then its a tablespoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This spoon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thats a teaspoon, dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYPD confirms suspect had a British accent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  meatwad sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I will have my vengeance, in this file host or the next.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DOOM had a doctor doom style mask but when he saw gladiator he had someone make him one in that style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I will have my vengeance, in this file host or the next.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  not to be confused with nobody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you need to spend more of your afterlunch time for entertainment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah thanks- as my finger hovered over the send button i wasn’t sure if prone was the correct term, so I had this coming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you need to spend more of your afterlunch time for entertainment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  because you carefully photoshopped the silhouette of a prone person into the bar graph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink the climate change away⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People keep mentioning Drinkmate, and it sounds fine but I’ve never heard of it- in Europe you can get the Aarke which is essentially a (I believe) Danish clone, interchangeable bottles etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turned them into their final form!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that was OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do zoos do with dead animals?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're doing a January 6th⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  REPENT, THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump's sentencing was postponed to after the election to avoid any assistance of election interference. Can he be sentenced while he is President Elect?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the distance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought maybe wenslydale?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  boooooooooooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Atoms Family⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  are you funny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God's Plan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked with addiction services and AA, for me, seemed quite culty. Its not explicit that “acknowledge that you have to hand your personal agency over to an imagined ‘higher power’” is one of the steps.

  They start using these in-group phrases and shit… it always felt like they were seconds away from having secret handshakes and assigning themselves ranks like “deputy high priest of “I used to drink all the time””

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ok dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Day Before studio returns from the dead and asks for a 'second chance': 'From now on, our development and marketing will be based on the principle of honesty'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  classic