My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It’s a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck’s sake.
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.
I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I believe what you are saying but really didn’t think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
someoneelse@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
indecisiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Yes other poster is correct. Those “full body scanners” where you put your hands up can see the full Monty. Big backlash post 9/11 when they started rolling this stuff out. Guess we decided as a society we ultimately didn’t care.
vinniep@lemmy.world 1 week ago
In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn’t get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn’t see it anymore.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 1 week ago
The TSA scanners at airports really can see you completely nude.
The ones at the toilets are simple IR sensors to detect if the toilet is not occupied so it can automatically flush.
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
Would that scare conservatives? They’d probably see it as a justified trade off…
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Not if it beeps “penis too small for detection!”