Shorts covered with quartz sequins would scatter the image enough to blind the scanner. Make sure they’re mounted with glue instead of metal mounts, or they’ll fail the metal detector.
what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man
my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you’re a chick bro.
just shave that shit bro.
i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.
i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert… anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Would I be able to fool the scanner if I completely shaved my member and scrotum, and then tucked my member under my thigh?
someoneelse@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
97xBang@feddit.online 1 month ago
So TSA is practically seeing everyone naked? Is that for real?
someoneelse@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
obstbert@feddit.org 1 month ago
Here on wikipedia it says they don’t, because the software is automated and only displays a blurred image.
NKBTN@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Not everyone, but I’d bet the NSA and CIA keep copies
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shorts covered with quartz sequins would scatter the image enough to blind the scanner. Make sure they’re mounted with glue instead of metal mounts, or they’ll fail the metal detector.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 month ago
what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You just had to ruin my fun of having an excuse to shave my balls
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 month ago
my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you’re a chick bro.
just shave that shit bro.
i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.
i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert… anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do it for the ladies.