I’m guessing this is the closest convenience store to a drug testing medical facility?
This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 months ago
Whats with that big ass USA label?
obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 months ago
cos its made in AMERICAAAA RAAAAAAAAHH
DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 months ago
Pretty sure when you turn it over you can see a small little label that says Made In China :D
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My Maytag washing machine has a silly little “America 🇺🇸” sticker on it. It’s so corny. It may have been assembled in the United States, but it’s likely from parts made by Midea in China.
Auto manufacturers have been infamous for this in the past. It’s probably why Maroney stickers tell you the percentage of parts by country of origin. Here it is on the sticker for my Honda Civic.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 months ago
it stands for teh land of the free
heat urine if you feel like it
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Whoever told you that is your enewee
dumbass@leminal.space 4 months ago
So people remember what country they live in.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
‘land of the free’ my ass, can’t even put piss in the microwave
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
PaulRuddWTFHappenedHere.jpg
bss03@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Someone probably tried to heat “clean” urine to pass a drug test.
The war on drugs killed my convenience store burritos.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or even synthetic urine. If a drug test can’t tell the difference, it’s gonna be close enough to smell like you microwaved real piss.
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I can almost guarantee someone was trying to pass a drug test. Fake piss became easy to buy, and even include things like under-belt harnesses and fake penises. So even if someone is in the room watching you take the test, it still looks legit. So modern drug tests will also check to see if the urine is at (or at least very near) body temperature.
And this presents a problem with fake piss kits, because the surface of your skin doesn’t typically stay at body temperature; It’s usually anywhere from 90-95° instead of 98. Which means that even if you wear the belt pack all day, your body heat won’t be enough to warm the fake piss up enough.
So some people will resort to microwaving it just before they walk in. Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street, (warm, but not enough to burn you when you wear it) so that by the time you walk across the street to take your drug test, it has cooled down to body temperature.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street,
This is gonna scare people who aren’t used to Fahrenheit.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 months ago
95° really boils my piss
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jesus Christ, one could just lay off the weed for a bit.
uis@lemm.ee 4 months ago
90°? Sounds like one heck of a burn!
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SirYeet@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ayo lmao
NIB@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Literally 1984.
socsa@piefed.social 4 months ago
Don't tell me what to do
bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It pisses me off
devilish666@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What in the goddamn fuck the peoples who microwaved URINE ? cmon it’s waste from your body not food…smh…
1000006714A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Drug tests.
Buy store-bought urine or bring someone else’s for the test. It’s still gotta be body temp when you use it. So you nuke it for a few seconds before you tape it to your leg on your way in.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
One thing to have a pee fetish, another thing to serve it hot
affiliate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
i feel like if they actually wanted to stop this they should just get a separate microwave dedicated to urine heating. if people are doing it to pass a drug test, and the alternative is possibly failing a drug test, then i’m not really sure a sign is going to stop them. better to have a sacrificial microwave.
Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ideally you need to put a code on the microwave for food and leave the other one free for piss heaters and people who don’t care either way.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
“Relax, it’s not even real piss.”
billwashere@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There’s a story here that I’m not sure I wanna know.
normalexit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A person was probably heating up some pee on the way to cheat a drug test. They have little thermometer strips on the side, like what you see on a fish tank, to help verify the sample wasn’t brought in or tampered with.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My head cannon is that there’s no such thing as a pee fetish, and the entire idea is propped up by the overwhelming sales of synthetic piss from sex shops in order to pass drug tests. Some porn studio marketing team noticed the sales and decided they should fill that niche, but all the viewers are just confused people watching out of shock value.
Basically the war on drugs inadvertently created a massive market where people piss and shit on eachother and think they like it.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Someone got sick of cleaning the microwave. I would have put feces.
Won’t nobody microwave shit. Ahhhh. Ahahahaha. Hahaha!
You get me! I know do, do.
wdx@feddit.org 4 months ago
The USA flag really brings it all together
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I sit here shaking my head trying to figure out why anyone would use a microwave to heat pee
finley@lemm.ee 4 months ago
For a drug test. If it’s cold, they know it’s not yours.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thank you for your comment. That would explain it
suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Drug tests. A lot of cups have a temperature sensor to foil would be fakers bringing someone else’s pee with them.
brap@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It just doesn’t taste the same when it’s cold.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Did you try to drink it straight from the source?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Well how do you heat you pee, Mr Fancypants?
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 months ago
used to just keep it tucked in your armpit for body heat back in the day.
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Clearly they’re just practicing their science, trying to pay homage to Hennig Brand.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 months ago
And? That’s not abnormal, they’re usually at gas stations and intended for people who need to eat SOMETHING while they refuel on a long journey, usually late at night when there’s not a lot open.
null@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It’s the sign that’s noteworthy here.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There is an actual reason for this: it’s because people buy other people’s urine for drug tests. That little bottle has to be warm when you hand it over. I’m guessing in this case, it’s a high-crime area and people have to report to their probation officers.
Just shows what a farce the whole thing is.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Also, cold piss isn’t nearly as thirsty quenching
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In your opinion.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 months ago
lol why dont they use their own? are they stupid???
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I cant tell if you are privileged enough that you have a microwave in which to heat urine, or if you have urine clean enough to pass a drug test. Either way - I’m proud of you.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In order to have a microwave, you need to have money. Poor people tend to lack that. Especially poor people who are also drug addicted who just want to keep out of prison or keep their job.
seven_phone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think oftentimes they find use of their own urine demeaning and so prefer to outsource.