I didn't realize it was so bad

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it.

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  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.

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    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we’re going in to one year.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    c/asslips is leaking

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck, I’m not even 60 and I’m already a year.

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How can you tell it’s fake?

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• smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds” factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yro’ue mom

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Apparently if you get old enough then you’ll have the density of a neutron star.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.

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  • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, I only have the mass of 3 Neptunes, thank you very much.

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  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For us it’ll just be a white dwarf. Dissapointing, I know.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But I don’t want to be British…

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• Folstar@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I’m throwing the averages way off.

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  • FloatingAlong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Spiders Georg strikes again.

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• Renat@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, I’m very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!

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• n4ch1sm0@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And this is what they’re trying to replace the workforce with lmao

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we’ll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll be… Doc was on to something… there definitely is something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn’t just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can measure weight this spans of time? 🤔

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In less than twelve parsecs.

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  • ijustliketrains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can measure wait in spans of time

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      O you son of a… I swear to God!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only if you’re driving a car.

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• el_twitto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I weigh 1 year… how much is that in kilograms?

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  • jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whatever 69 pounds is in kg, apparently 🙄

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that’s 184 metric bananas

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At 42 I’m well under the average, hell yeah.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up…

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You weigh 42 years? Damn

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  r/anythingbutmetric

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I too know how to press the f12 button

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year, whatever that means

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  • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You’re good to go

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ai literally is that bad

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• Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!

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• k2r@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never heard of weight maxing?

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• chode_tode@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32…

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  • jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until you’re 35.

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rookie numbers! Pack those pounds!

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• Smaile@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  guess the poisons really setting in now.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Another copy of this fake…?

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost”

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• Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s €230.67

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I'm below average, time to BULK UP!

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Large language models are like Elmer Fudd, except they don’t need a bunny to confuse them, they do it themselves

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• 13igTyme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I now have new bulking goals.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us

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