I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I’ll be… Doc was on to something… there definitely is something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future.
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I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I’ll be… Doc was on to something… there definitely is something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future.
Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn’t just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!
Fuck, I’m not even 60 and I’m already a year.
Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.
Wow, I’m very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!
r/anythingbutmetric
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year, whatever that means
I now have new bulking goals.
I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 minutes ago
That’s some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.