Hope my birth control works

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄

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  • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you assume it was not triple in one hole? Beginner error

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe it was series, instead of parallel

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t take no chances. Better safe than sorry.

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• Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Congrats on the tp

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks. Charmin was definitely the right move.

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• phar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Next time consider an orderly queue and a “please deposit DNA sample here” sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.

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  • this_jury_is_hung@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, is that not what they all did?

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you return them to the shelter afterwards?

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  👍

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• Elilol@fedinsfw.app ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Saturday, eh? same-o, same-o

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• wildtamaskan@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Surprise Baby Roulette!

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