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Hope my birth control works

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Not every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄

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    • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      So you assume it was not triple in one hole? Beginner error

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Maybe it was series, instead of parallel

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Can’t take no chances. Better safe than sorry.

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  • Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Congrats on the tp

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Thanks. Charmin was definitely the right move.

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  • phar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Next time consider an orderly queue and a “please deposit DNA sample here” sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.

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    • this_jury_is_hung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I mean, is that not what they all did?

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  • devaly@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Did you return them to the shelter afterwards?

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    👍

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  • Elilol@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Saturday, eh? same-o, same-o

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  • wildtamaskan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Surprise Baby Roulette!

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