I swear to god
Submitted 6 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Garyx23x@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What in the fresh hell is this? 💀
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Centaur World is a story about a war horse that accidentally falls into Centaur World full of happy cartoon centaurs that happen to speak horse or whatever.
Pirky@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s Derpleton from Centaurworld. Is a weird, but good show. Would recommend.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Centaur World is incredible. Best kids show I’ve seen as an adult. They need your viewership to make more crazy stuff.
bonn2@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Came here to post this
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Have some Lenny gold
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 months ago
lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
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Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Too many pixels I can’t understand what I’m looking at
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
But is the human torso going to be hella long or what?
Cort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs
wjrii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?
Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.
WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fuck, this really opened my eyes. You ruined giraffe centaurs for me. D:
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be. If it was the torso that was replaced they would look more like satyrs.
wjrii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be.
Yes, with a perfectly normal human torso. Put a human torso in the same spot and…
BOOOORRRING!! 🤣
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
The torso is a tricky concept, there’s no good anatomical definition that makes sense. Is the pelvis included? The whole axial skeleton? Everyone knows the general idea of where the torso is, but it’s hard to define with precision.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
tourist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bloody One Piece.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Dogeek@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.
Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Much taller legs
portuga@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
udon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
What if he wore pants?
DimFisher@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 6 months ago
the left one would look sick with some shades
Etterra@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
udon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
portuga@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s funnier this way?
udon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
Rolder@reddthat.com 6 months ago
They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
Johandea@feddit.nu 6 months ago
I bet they still couldn’t reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two legs, long neck.
kemsat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let’s see the branches of this tree.
x00z@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The reason is right here; us experiencing it.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
bonus question: where’s the nipples?
crawancon@lemm.ee 6 months ago
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.
cyrus@anonsys.net 6 months ago
@ObviouslyNotBanana maybe the first onedan1101@lemm.ee 6 months ago
this
Pothetato@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit.
Pirky@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
iii@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Also huge tongue
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 months ago
uwu
Valmond@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues
Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
that neck