I swear to god
Submitted 5 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Garyx23x@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What in the fresh hell is this? 💀
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Centaur World is a story about a war horse that accidentally falls into Centaur World full of happy cartoon centaurs that happen to speak horse or whatever.
Pirky@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s Derpleton from Centaurworld. Is a weird, but good show. Would recommend.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Centaur World is incredible. Best kids show I’ve seen as an adult. They need your viewership to make more crazy stuff.
bonn2@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Came here to post this
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Have some Lenny gold
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
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Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Too many pixels I can’t understand what I’m looking at
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
But is the human torso going to be hella long or what?
Cort@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?
Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.
WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fuck, this really opened my eyes. You ruined giraffe centaurs for me. D:
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be. If it was the torso that was replaced they would look more like satyrs.
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be.
Yes, with a perfectly normal human torso. Put a human torso in the same spot and…
BOOOORRRING!! 🤣
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
The torso is a tricky concept, there’s no good anatomical definition that makes sense. Is the pelvis included? The whole axial skeleton? Everyone knows the general idea of where the torso is, but it’s hard to define with precision.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
tourist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Bloody One Piece.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Dogeek@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.
Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Much taller legs
portuga@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
udon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
What if he wore pants?
DimFisher@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
the left one would look sick with some shades
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
udon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
portuga@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s funnier this way?
udon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
Rolder@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
Johandea@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
I bet they still couldn’t reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two legs, long neck.
kemsat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let’s see the branches of this tree.
x00z@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The reason is right here; us experiencing it.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
bonus question: where’s the nipples?
crawancon@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.
cyrus@anonsys.net 5 weeks ago
@ObviouslyNotBanana maybe the first onedan1101@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
this
Pothetato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit.
Pirky@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
iii@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Also huge tongue
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
uwu
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues
Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
that neck