I swear to god
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Have some Lenny gold
lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
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JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 hours ago
DimFisher@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣
Dogeek@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.
Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Much taller legs
portuga@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
udon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
Garyx23x@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
What in the fresh hell is this? 💀
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Centaur World is a story about a war horse that accidentally falls into Centaur World full of happy cartoon centaurs that happen to speak horse or whatever.
Pirky@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
That’s Derpleton from Centaurworld. Is a weird, but good show. Would recommend.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Centaur World is incredible. Best kids show I’ve seen as an adult. They need your viewership to make more crazy stuff.
bonn2@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
Came here to post this
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 hours ago
But is the human torso going to be hella long or what?
Cort@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?
Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.
WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck, this really opened my eyes. You ruined giraffe centaurs for me. D:
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be. If it was the torso that was replaced they would look more like satyrs.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be.
Yes, with a perfectly normal human torso. Put a human torso in the same spot and…
BOOOORRRING!! 🤣
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 23 hours ago
The torso is a tricky concept, there’s no good anatomical definition that makes sense. Is the pelvis included? The whole axial skeleton? Everyone knows the general idea of where the torso is, but it’s hard to define with precision.
udon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
portuga@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
It’s funnier this way?
udon@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tourist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bloody One Piece.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
What if he wore pants?
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the left one would look sick with some shades
roguetrick@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two legs, long neck.
kemsat@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
Rolder@reddthat.com 1 day ago
They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
Johandea@feddit.nu 1 day ago
I bet they still couldn’t reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let’s see the branches of this tree.
x00z@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The reason is right here; us experiencing it.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
bonus question: where’s the nipples?
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 day ago
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.
cyrus@anonsys.net 1 day ago
@ObviouslyNotBanana maybe the first onedan1101@lemm.ee 1 day ago
this
Pothetato@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit.
Pirky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
bitwaba@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
iii@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Also huge tongue
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
uwu
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
that neck