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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Pirky@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

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      • BatmanAoD@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?

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      • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

        A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

        QED

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    • iii@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also huge tongue

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        uwu

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?

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      • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues

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      • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        that neck

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  • Garyx23x@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What in the fresh hell is this? 💀

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Centaur World is a story about a war horse that accidentally falls into Centaur World full of happy cartoon centaurs that happen to speak horse or whatever.

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      • Pirky@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s Derpleton from Centaurworld. Is a weird, but good show. Would recommend.

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      • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Centaur World is incredible. Best kids show I’ve seen as an adult. They need your viewership to make more crazy stuff.

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    • bonn2@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Came here to post this

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have some Lenny gold

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Too many pixels I can’t understand what I’m looking at

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  • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But is the human torso going to be hella long or what?

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?

    Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.

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    • WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck, this really opened my eyes. You ruined giraffe centaurs for me. D:

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be. If it was the torso that was replaced they would look more like satyrs.

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      • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be.

        Yes, with a perfectly normal human torso. Put a human torso in the same spot and…

        BOOOORRRING!! 🤣

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      • pmk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The torso is a tricky concept, there’s no good anatomical definition that makes sense. Is the pelvis included? The whole axial skeleton? Everyone knows the general idea of where the torso is, but it’s hard to define with precision.

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  • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I posit a different answer

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image

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      • HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bloody One Piece.

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      • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      wat

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  • Dogeek@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.

    Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Much taller legs

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    • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if he wore pants?

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  • DimFisher@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣

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  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the left one would look sick with some shades

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I say the left but double the length of the arms.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?

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    • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s funnier this way?

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.

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    • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em

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      • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I bet they still couldn’t reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two legs, long neck.

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like it or not, this is peak male performance

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  • L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let’s see the branches of this tree.

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    • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The reason is right here; us experiencing it.

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bonus question: where’s the nipples?

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the correct answer is both.

    the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.

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  • cyrus@anonsys.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    @ObviouslyNotBanana maybe the first one
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  • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this

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  • Pothetato@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit.

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