Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH
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ceenote@lemmy.world 5 days ago
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 days ago
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
Anivia@feddit.org 4 days ago
A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
urban foraging
abfarid@startrek.website 4 days ago
I see so many variations on this meme, but I still don’t know what he originally said.
And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.What’s the original?FUsername@feddit.org 5 days ago
What the actual duck?!
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
If the ducks are larger than the others, you can actually just go and take them. Those are escaped domesticated ducks.
10_0@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Based
dwemthy@lemdro.id 5 days ago
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
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