Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH
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ceenote@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
shottymcb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
Anivia@feddit.org 10 months ago
A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
urban foraging
abfarid@startrek.website 11 months ago
I see so many variations on this meme, but I still don’t know what he originally said.
And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.What’s the original?FUsername@feddit.org 11 months ago
What the actual duck?!
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
If the ducks are larger than the others, you can actually just go and take them. Those are escaped domesticated ducks.
10_0@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Based
dwemthy@lemdro.id 11 months ago
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
shottymcb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
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