We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH

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• dwemthy@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race

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  • shottymcb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ballistic corkscrew penis.

      0 to full in .5 seconds.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”

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  • shottymcb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  urban foraging

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I see so many variations on this meme, but I still don’t know what he originally said. And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. What’s the original?

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• FUsername@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What the actual duck?!

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• Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  If the ducks are larger than the others, you can actually just go and take them. Those are escaped domesticated ducks.

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• 10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Based

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