is this true?

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• r00ty@kbin.life ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But I've never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically

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• dwemthy@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i’m putting you on speed dial

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• blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school

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    • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.

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  • qkie@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out

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• mctoasterson@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  MarioKart - Yoshi Smash Bros - Samus Mario Party - Monty Mole

  It also makes one hell of a Duck/Marry/Kill

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• Albbi@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toad and Jigglypuff.

  Why u do dis to me?

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though

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• iagomago@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”

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    • storksforlegs@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse

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• xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kirby for smash

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    😏

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    • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Guess I don’t exist as I don’t play either.

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• crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isabelle, just Isabelle

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• jpablo68@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.

    (I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)

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• Forester@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Luigi and Fox

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whoa now save some for the rest of us

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.

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• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Link and Young Link

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that is…hm…

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.

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• Jrockwar@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.

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• pepperjacques@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shy Guy

  Ganondorf

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Muy suavamente

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  • sleepybisexual@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fem but Dom?

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• LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Rosalina, teddy bear / sm red wheels
  • Lucina

  bee blush hide emoji

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword.”

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    • LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just don’t compare mine to Marth’s …

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• BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cat peach

  wii fit trainer

  what does this mean

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whore

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  • InvertedParallax@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How you doin’?

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• Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.

  Image

  Hi, I’m Daisy.

  (Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waluigi and Samus.

  What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.

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• Tropper@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you always like to be in control

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• FryHyde@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waluigi for both.

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  • MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I assume this is a self own because Waluigi isn’t in smash

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• Kwakigra@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toad in the streets, Link in the sheets.

  You know, I think that’s accurate.

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• VinesNFluff@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yoshi and Kirby respectively

  I just think they’re neat.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Works either way.

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit

  Smash: I don’t play

  😒

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Welp, you don’t get a choice, you’re asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it’s true.

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    • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not what asexual means.

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• Telorand@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Petey Piranha
  • Mewtwo

  No idea.

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• marcoedelman@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mii in the streets, Captain Falcon in the sheets? The first one sure, but I have yet to Falcon Punch a pussy and am also not into degradation.

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  • Petter1@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣

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• FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bowser/Rosalina in the streets, Cloud/R.O.B./Pyra+Mythra/Mr. Game & Watch/Sepiroth in the sheets

  I like to switch around a lot

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• Hazmatastic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yoshi and Marth. In summary, I am what they call a “basic bitch.” Minna, miteite kure!

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  • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My beginner Japanese says that means: “Everyone, watch please?”. Is that about right? I’m still struggling with conjugatiosöns

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    • Hazmatastic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is the translation I’ve seen, so kudos! It’s Marth’s default taunt voice line. I got really used to hearing it back in the day, usually interrupted as my cockiness got punished.

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isabelle in MarioKart and… Young Link in Smash Bros… ☹️

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• ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baby daisy and random

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• sleepybisexual@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Villager (fem)

  Samus, also been playing shulk recently

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Samus, also been playing shulk recently

    zero suit samus and shirtless shulk, of course?

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    • sleepybisexual@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, standard samus. But zero suit samus is,something. As for shulk. Good Ariel’s I guess. Don’t use the modes often

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• Thavron@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Metal Mario and Captain Falcon. What does that mean?

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  • theangriestbird@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hard on the streets, fast in the sheets.

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    • Thavron@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oof

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