Can I just say a quick thanks for referring them as flips flops ?
walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints
Submitted 3 weeks ago by no_nothing@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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zante@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I got told the other day by all my friends they’re called slides and I’m wrong for calling them flip flops. They told me flip flops go between your toes and I said no, those are thongs. Then they said no, those go between your ass checks. I quit arguing at that point.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Wait, those aren’t thongs?
shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Our lord and saviour, the holy John Cena
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Who’s white trash Jesus and why is he carrying me? I’m confused.
Is this I had a stroke?
10_0@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I don’t get it
dwemthy@lemdro.id 3 weeks ago
It’s a play on the classic riddle:
You’re walking on the beach with your good friend Jesus, huffing paint and dissociating. At one point you forget what you were doing and look over at Jesus, then back behind you at the sand. Behind you there’s only one set of footprints. You ask Jesus why he left you and he looks directly at the you who is reading this, not the you who is in the story, and asks "Why do you think there’s only one set of footprints?"
Answer
You were both hopping on one foot
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That might be the worst riddle I’ve ever riddled