Schmuppes

@Schmuppes@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just returned from three weeks of mostly tent camping. Those assholes wouldn’t even let me close the tent door in the morning before landing on my legs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Altima is not signaling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean by “when my BMW is reset”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Bri’ish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, I got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sixt wants to store a scan of my face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it’s a German family’s last name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one before starting the game...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Köln is indeed special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one before starting the game...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those cost increases are not unique to Cologne though. It starts with a cost estimate that’s way below that is highly unlikely to work out, but one that is politically feasible. Then costs increase and often enough, public sector decision makers are inept at damage control when unexpected things happen (which they do) and plans need to be reworked accordingly. Things then get out of hand and construction companies know that shit needs to get done at some point and there’s more money to be made once the child has fallen into the well.

  You’re not gonna be able to start a 600 million euro project if you’re honest about it. You say it’ll be 250 million, get it greenlit, and go from there. It’s stupid, but that’s how it works everywhere. I’m not saying that there is no corruption involved, but I don’t think it’s the worst problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was excited that you provider the coords. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon saves up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The European Mond cannot comprehend this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ist ja einfach du Hinterbänklermeinungsvollversammlungsprotokollverleser⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s what I meant. The meme is pointless if you translate “science” correctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. He always reminded me of that monk in The name of the rose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is true. Muggle to the left, wizard to the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ist ja einfach du Hinterbänklermeinungsvollversammlungsprotokollverleser⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not skip “Natur” while we’re at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody said that the act of eating birdseed was the thing that makes the ducks birds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICEBlock climbs to the top of the App Store charts after officials slam it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the last paragraph of the article said so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Gravel Bike from an old Kona Mountain Bike⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Strange. I thought an MTB would be pretty gravel capable already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me if I had th emoney⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But homie even gets his antibiotics for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels’ young ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So it begins...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That the name “Trump” is in the Epstein files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So it begins...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, he’s supposed to resemble Stalin from the original picture, to which it’s pretty close.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But if you smoke, you don’t notice other smokers smelling like shit, which is nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon measures up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shots fired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She is jndeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Strike of the beast in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But you are also paid, which is alright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A proud Polish girl, dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Least extreme biophysics phd⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plesse elaborate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Least extreme biophysics phd⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mengele vibes right there.