Kinky

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!

  WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.

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  • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  wild experiment indeed

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

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  • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”

      “I’ve never met this man before in my life.”

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    • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out

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• krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

  Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?

  Sigh.

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  • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe the second part, not so much the first.

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• Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

  It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.

    Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.

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    • mcbenavides85@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn Steve always eats asparagus.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      maybe we should taste piss more often…

      That you, Bear Grylls?

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do you recognize your friends by their farts?

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    • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s always that one.

      Same with close family.

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    • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The one that eats too much protein, definitely.

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• scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kinky ass fish

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re not Fish

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes they are!

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    • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.

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    • BoxedFenders@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They technically are. As are we.

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.

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  • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.

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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  dogs and cats do the same.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”

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• Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait till you learn about lobsters.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, we’re not so different after all

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• mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dolphins stay freaky

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• Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  same

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    same

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bear Grylls as a dolphin

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• Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

  Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sauce?

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• HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dolphins: Better than us in every way!

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