wild experiment indeed
Kinky
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 2 months ago
I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
Patches@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
Rolder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it’s suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 2 months ago
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Kinky ass fish
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
They’re not Fish
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 2 months ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Dolphins stay freaky
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
dogs and cats do the same.
Hugin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
Patches@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sauce?
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I’m Brenda.”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.