wild experiment indeed
Kinky
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 month ago
I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
Patches@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
Rolder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it’s suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 1 month ago
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
howrar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Kinky ass fish
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They’re not Fish
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 1 month ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
howrar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Dolphins stay freaky
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
dogs and cats do the same.
Hugin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
Patches@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
Meron35@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sauce?
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I’m Brenda.”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.