Patches
@Patches@ttrpg.network
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 1 month ago:
You can’t honestly expect everyone to understand how to do these things.
If you really wanted to “promote the cause” then you would just host a JellyFin/Plex/Kodi/Whatever.
- Comment on Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter, a JRPG, just got released on Steam—and this is a big deal because this game is to PC what Final Fantasy VII was to PlayStation. 1 month ago:
Chained Echoes or Expedition 33 are the 2 dragons I keep chasing right now.
- Comment on Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter, a JRPG, just got released on Steam—and this is a big deal because this game is to PC what Final Fantasy VII was to PlayStation. 1 month ago:
So uh does this came require you to differentiate colors?
I literally could not play the first time. It always wanted me to always know the color weakness, and I physically can not do that.
- Comment on Kinky 1 month ago:
Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.
- Comment on Kinky 1 month ago:
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
- Comment on Kinky 1 month ago:
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
- Comment on Trailer Park Tycoon: Raccoon Ranch, a store management game focused on shady goods, set in a trailer park with anthropomorphic animals, released on Steam. 2 months ago:
Ya can fookin try
- Tom Nook… Probably
- Comment on Trailer Park Tycoon: Raccoon Ranch, a store management game focused on shady goods, set in a trailer park with anthropomorphic animals, released on Steam. 2 months ago:
Can you rip the copper out of the walls for Liquor money?
- Comment on The Purpose of Difficulty | GMTK Mini 2 months ago:
And here I thought the goal of playing a game was to enjoy my limited free time.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Actual “Song of the witches” from Macbeth
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Cool it with a baboon’s blood, Then the charm is firm and good.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 2 months ago:
Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…
Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.”
- Comment on Who plays like that x_x 2 months ago:
In Windows/Steam you can set any button to be whatever the hell you want.
That’s part of the appeal.
- Comment on You're Welcome, Grandma! 2 months ago:
Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first
- Comment on Clock logic 2 months ago:
Ugh I can hear it now in corpo speak.
Starting Monday, we’re transitioning to Metric Time: 10 hours in a day, 100 minutes in an hour, 100 seconds in a minute.
But don’t worry — you’re still expected to work 8 metric hours a day.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
I think they are trying to point to Israel being the cause of all problems in this country with their last line.
Like…
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
Excuse me but what is he talking about?
“America was about to come together against its true enemy?”
Everyone reading this is going to think the " true" enemy is someone else.
We have not been this divided as a country since we went to war with ourselves.
- Comment on Mandatory self-reflection hours 2 months ago:
A dash that is twice as long as a regular dash.
It’s an odd character that doesn’t exist on any keyboard but AI uses it everywhere.
The only time you likely encountered it outside AI is in Microsoft Word. Word replaces 2 dashes (-) with an Em—Dash.
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong is out now on Steam - and it broke Steam servers for 15 minutes and counting now 2 months ago:
He has at least initial impressions. Some (Too many) AAA games will go mostly negative in less than an hour.
- Comment on No brainer 2 months ago:
Yes but they all cancel each other out leaving you unmoving.
- Comment on No justice, no peace. 2 months ago:
I mean wasn’t the lead shell itself enough to stop it? How thick is the candy shell?
- Comment on I saw what you did there 2 months ago:
That’s what you got 2 hands for. Ya dummy
- Comment on Stardew Valley will be getting another update after all 2 months ago:
Who doesn’t already own a copy?
He’s sold 41 Million Copies so far. It shares 19th place with the
Modern Warfare reboot - Comment on I saw what you did there 2 months ago:
Depending on use case. Fingers don’t grow back.
What is the use case to regrow a finger?
- Comment on No justice, no peace. 2 months ago:
But why he no wear lead suit?
Given that it had already tasted human blood.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Everyone also hates the C-Suite
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Tastes better than cigarettes shrugs
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Tar is better than roaches. Y’all nasty.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 months ago:
The goal of every single politician, sales person, [so many blanks] is to deceive.
The lesson in the Bible is to listen carefully, watch his actual actions.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 months ago:
Dad, is it true that "Those who work forces are the same who burn crosses?
?
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 months ago:
He fits every single definition of the Antichrist with very little leeway.
Down to the head wound and the mark of the best upon their forehead.