sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
Who is the enemy?
Submitted 6 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/908ef785-8b74-4200-bcff-8614aec09d15.png
Comments
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 28 minutes ago
Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 minutes ago
Enhance! Just keep enhancing!
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 hours ago
NelDel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 minutes ago
Electrical engineers hate OrCAD, seriously. I keep a spare file on all of my work computers collecting when I see someone on line saying OrCAD sucks. Brings me comfort when the program crashes for the 5th time that day
58008@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
😶
McMonster@programming.dev 5 hours ago
IT people hate computers.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
IT people hate computers.
IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 2 hours ago
I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.
Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
IT people hate people then? Checks out to me actually
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 minutes ago
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
CyberTaco@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Correction: IT people hate printers.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
IT people hate other people using a computer
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 minutes ago
I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.
That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 35 minutes ago
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it without crying.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
CS people hate the printer
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 5 hours ago
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 4 hours ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 hour ago
It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 hours ago
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
kautau@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionunwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 33 minutes ago
…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
TomMasz@piefed.social 5 hours ago
HP printers in particular.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Well that is accurate…
djmikeale@feddit.dk 2 hours ago
Data (dwh) people hate Excel
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
dude you can hate but 80% of “data” still.on excel. I’m in my third global company and people still control things on excel. and 5% power bi (some from excel) hahahahaha
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
As someone who used to work with “large” (to normal people; 10k-60k rows up to maybe 70 columns) datasets in Excel exclusively, I also hate Excel.
rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.
TheKracken@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
HROOOM
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 hours ago
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds birds.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Ornithologists hate cats.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Simple, common bird appreciators too
protist@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats
Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
Corn@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
figjam@midwest.social 5 hours ago
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?
fox@hexbear.net 4 hours ago
Extremely common trip and fall hazard, frequently in the homes of old people with bad balance and fragile bones
icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Get receive rugs instead, got it
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall
SoyViking@hexbear.net 2 hours ago
Nephrologists love donor cycles though
JustRalph@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
And post-shit stand ups.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Potty humour?
mmcintyre@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Truck drivers hate “four wheelers” because they don’t know how to drive.
When they’re not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.
Pazuzu@midwest.social 1 hour ago
eh, other truck drivers aren’t much better. biggest takeaway getting my CDL was realizing just how low the standards are to drive a truck
obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 59 minutes ago
I used to do fleet management. It’s so bad. I never would have believed how many people take clearance signs as suggestions.
And the drivers test should include a “show me where the truck driver can and can’t see you” portion.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
I’ve always wanted to drive a semi so this may be good
Saleh@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
Malgas@beehaw.org 21 seconds ago
Everything changed when the Structural Engineering Nation attacked.
SoyViking@hexbear.net 2 hours ago
Academics hate eachother
Duranie@leminal.space 4 hours ago
Massage therapists hate spray tans.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Ents also hate Orcs
CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 1 hour ago
Geologists and biologists hate people who stack rocks
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
RFK?
RoabeArt@hexbear.net 2 hours ago
Auto mechanics hate Fix-a-Flat, especially if a customer forgets to let them know their tire is ful of the stuff when it comes time to replace it.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters
twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Linguists hate grammarly
lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.
CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 hours ago
Orthopaedic doctors hate chiropractors
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
janonymous@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!
tfed@infosec.exchange 1 hour ago
@fossilesque i hate phone calls :aneodog_bongo:
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 minutes ago
I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.