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Who is the enemy?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I need to sit down and actually watch Red Dwarf sometime. Like I did once watch the first few episodes when I was a teenager but I was way too young to fully appreciate it
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Enhance! Just keep enhancing!
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some of this is absurd, but I feel like a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek stuff or just “let’s see how far we can push things into ridiculousness before your grandma notices that something’s off”.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CS people hate the printer
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 2 weeks ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 weeks ago
It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
HP printers in particular.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though
kautau@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionunwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well that is accurate…
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds birds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Ornithologists hate cats.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Simple, common bird appreciators too
protist@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats
littlewonder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cats or people who allow their cats to be outdoors?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I reread my comment and it can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely the second one.
There are also cats that wouldn't even catch a cold, but the issue is mostly with either stray cats or those that are allowed out.
clif@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me too
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Firemen hate pedophiles Teachers hate pedophiles Doctors hate pedophiles Lawyers hate pedophiles Liberals hate pedophiles Conservatives hate pedophiles Independents hate pedophiles Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
I wish this was really a blanket rule.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Do they?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Looks like you got downvoted by 9 pedophiles
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 weeks ago
Or by people that make the difference between pedophiles and pedocriminals
AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
Pupscent@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
From what we’re seeing in three US, pedophiles hate pedophiles… at least publicity.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Like bitjunkie said:
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
*child molesters.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Where’s the fucking list Donny?
So, we’re positive there’s a secret list now instead of a wild claim out of the right-wing conspiracy hole that Donny played up to undermine the establishment to bolster MAGA votes like the press has been saying months ago?
I understand it’s a convenient weapon to turn against Donny, and it’d be funny if his coalition imploded over an unsatisfiable demand he created, but they’re not here on lemmy, so why is this here?
Corn@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
figjam@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Software devs hate users
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ents also hate Orcs
Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
Saleh@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
medgremlin@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks Family Medicine: Wellness influencers Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen) Pediatrics: RFK Jr
Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
IT people hate computers
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
Corelli_III@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry’s ruin
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Funeral Homes hate the Government.
They are incredibly rude to the families receiving financial assistance, it takes 3 months for them to pay us, and did you know that if you don’t have a will they cut your step-children out of the process entirely?
We had one gentleman in our care whose only living family was his step-daughter. Because there were no blood relatives and no will the Public Guardian took control of his disposition and the step-daughter had no say in anything that happened with him. Wasn’t allowed to keep a portion of the ashes, the Funeral Director had to fight just to allow the step-daughter a brief final visitation.
This is also true for children under 18. Your 17 year old child has no say in your disposition if you have no other living relatives.
Have a will people, if for no other reason than to allow your loved ones to decide how they will grieve rather than some indifferent bureaucrat.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Nvidia hates Wayland. :(
Duranie@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Massage therapists hate spray tans.
lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As a psych nurse I hate food and housing instability and the death of thirdspaces
shatterling@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters
umfk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Data scientists hate time zones.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Programmers hate ai
Psychologists hate social media…and also ai
Marriage Counselors hate reddit…and also ai
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Engineers hate managers.
Remember next time you get a shitty product, don’t blame the engineer who designed it. Blame the manager who forced him to do it that way.
anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Software engineers hate MBAs. It’s like they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days and can read your mind.
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most, if not all, professions in the domain of knowledge creation hate AI.
McMonster@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
IT people hate computers.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You just made an enemy for life!
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.
Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
true, but we also hate computers
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
IT people hate people then? Checks out to me actually
baines@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
BTKAC error
CyberTaco@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Correction: IT people hate printers.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Correction: printers hate people.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
As a non-IT person, fuck HP in particular.
qqq@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
AnotherHelldiver@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
Fuck printers
Nom one inventée a good printer still
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FUCK PRINTERS
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
*ZIP*
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
IT people hate other people using a computer
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.
That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it without crying.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
RadicalCandour@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!
abir_v@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Many IT people love computers. They hate computers that other people use.