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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies… Dating apps are trash.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

  She designs bioreactors and doesn’t even want to see mine for reference smdh

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She mer on my poly til i dissipate

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is yours smooth?

    I’d love to see that

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I mean it’s no curling court but it gets the job done

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

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  • Tiresia@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The goal isn’t what you assume it is. You’re projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

    My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that’s less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

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    • Batmancer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

      He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

      Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

    Also I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Your not flashing your dick to your future spouse. Not many stories I heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one for me.”

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    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”

      Romance is dead.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, wait wait!

  You can’t just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    🥵😮‍💨 I love a woman who can talk nerdy to me.

    Then again im physically incapable of sending a dick pick and wouldnt if i could because i respect that brain mmmmmm brain.

    #totallynotzombie #smartwomenaresexy

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1000003362

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I have a friend who solicits deck pics in her dating apps. Unfortunately the only men I meet who meet my standards for dating her end up being either gay or super gay.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Presumably, like spam, one would guess that it works sufficiently often to make it worth the attempt? 🤢🙃😅

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your application has been rejected for insufficient intelligence.

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So judgy! Maybe the bro can’t pronounce saponification because he’s only seen it written down!

  /s

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• sepi@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gets em every time (NSFW)

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can’t believe it’s not spider mandibles :(

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    • BryyM@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It got me for sure

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• arin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mean if you’re so smart then don’t open the app or their messages? Don’t download images in dms at the very least. lmfao

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  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You send unsolicited dick pics don’t you.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      No I send unsolicited duck pics NSFW

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      Ha gotcha it’s a goose

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Never

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your response should be “it appears you neglect application of saponification during hygiene”. With a “🤢” for added punctuation.

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