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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

  She designs bioreactors and doesn’t even want to see mine for reference smdh

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She mer on my poly til i dissipate

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    • couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Got em

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  • grandel@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    smdh

    Shaking my dick head?

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believe that is called helicoptering

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is yours smooth?

    I’d love to see that

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean it’s no curling court but it gets the job done

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

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  • Tiresia@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The goal isn’t what you assume it is. You’re projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

    My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that’s less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

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    • Batmancer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

      He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

      Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

    Also I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Your not flashing your dick to your future spouse. Not many stories I heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one for me.”

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    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”

      Romance is dead.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this would not work

    You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It’s not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, I am very smart.

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah as much as I support the message every time I see this I cringe at the imsosmart energy lol

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  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very happy to meet herself.

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• sepi@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gets em every time (NSFW)

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can’t believe it’s not spider mandibles :(

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    • BryyM@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It got me for sure

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, wait wait!

  You can’t just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🥵😮‍💨 I love a woman who can talk nerdy to me.

    Then again im physically incapable of sending a dick pick and wouldnt if i could because i respect that brain mmmmmm brain.

    #totallynotzombie #smartwomenaresexy

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• 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Apart of that sending dick picks is dumb, her post sounds like classism at a full display. No matter that the capital is in education and not directly in money (but probably it is, too). I found this message pretty sad and upsetting. It’s like a millionaire bragging in front of a homeless.

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing she wrote seems like classism to me. The way you put it, a lawyer should avoid mentioning he’s a lawyer as that would display he was educated and thus insulting people who couldn’t.

    She’s probably complaining with her friends and reflecting about what happens. In her work life she is a respected person who does important things which are recognised by her peers.

    In her datings she has to go over people who can not come up with a better idea than to send a dick pic. This is a terrible thing, but some people may get desperate and accept some of these inepts. She’s reminding herself that she’s doesn’t really need to have these kinds of interactions.

    Is there a classist message in there? I guess the main message is: I’m a smart person, I don’t need to put up with this. She does not insult those people as Poor’s or people who did not study. As far are we know people sending those pictures may be millionaires (and I wouldn’t be surprised).

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    • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think people are taking issue with the way she uses some of the vocabulary to sound better than the dick shower. Now, she probably is better than the dick pic dude, but she is bragging a little by using some niche terminology.

      I have no doubt it is jarring to be a tissue bioengineer and not receive better courtship than a picture of an erect schlong. Where I think she may have offended is when she said the person couldn’t even pronounce saponification.

      In your example, I think a lawyer might be fine in and of itself, but less so if they said “you dummy, you don’t even know what caveat emptor means”

      Regardless, I’m only trying to see the opposing argument. I still would say that most of the fault is on dick pic, but the poster might have been a bit of a terminology-dropper to gain some clout.

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    • OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Academia is rife with bigots. This is an example of Horseshoe Theory in real life. They’re pigeonholed into their narrow track in life that they haven’t spared much thought for other topics. Not all that different from someone who is uneducated and ignorant.

      They over-estimate their proficiency in other areas by assuming because they’ve studied hard at one thing, they must be good at anything. At best they know of the concepts of the -isms and repeat the right words when prompted to do so. But catch them in a moment such as this and all is revealed.

      The internet is historically like this on account of it leaning towards the academically privileged classes of the world. People conflate socially maligned behaviors with education and professional status.

      All you’ve done is reinforce that point. Because she is a scientist or because another person is a lawyer they are less deserving of this behavior??? As if a less privileged woman would be. You conveniently weaved your narrative around this. Education and class are inextricably linked.

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    • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lawyer should avoid mentioning he’s a lawyer as that would display he was educated and thus insulting people who couldn’t

      she’s spend the whole fucking post about bragging how educated she is and what fancy words and concept she knows

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People love a moral reason to be racist, sexist or classist. Because what are you going to do? Most people are too fucking scared to call bullshit out when someone can just point at something slightly worse and claim your just giving a pass to that other thing.

    Naw fuck the dude sending dick pics. And fuck this cunt for being a uppied shit stain.

    Both people are terrible.

    Fuck most people including me. People fucking suck.

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    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, most people are okay most of the time.

      But we do all suck sometimes.

      Pobody is nerfect.

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    • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People fucking suck.

      This is perfectly right.

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  • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Educated, rich men still send unwanted dick pics

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1000003362

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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies… Dating apps are trash.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes yes

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know it is quite common to ask in gay dating apps. Many people in there have a full set of naked photos that they send out to others on request.

    I’m not so sure about women.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      oh yeah, I’m a woman so I forgot about gays. But women usually don’t like it nor ask for it

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a friend who solicits deck pics in her dating apps. Unfortunately the only men I meet who meet my standards for dating her end up being either gay or super gay.

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    • odelik@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which TCG does she prefer to get Deck pics of?

      I’ve got a killer red/blue mtg deck she might be interested in seeing.

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  • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From a woman?

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Presumably, like spam, one would guess that it works sufficiently often to make it worth the attempt? 🤢🙃😅

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    • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would guess that, for the people sending them unsolicited, it’s like the fastest way to get a smash/pass answer. It’s saying “I want to sex you, here’s what I got,” in two seconds rather than the colossal effort to type out two complete sentences. There’s also some unique psychology learning/behavior math that makes the stimulus (dick pic in this case) and its lower successes more likely to continue.

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    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spam is just corporate dick pics and should be just as illegal.

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember a news story about a woman who was collecting dick pics. She worked for some dating app I believe and had to review reported messages.

    She had about 30 000. So it might be solicited to her.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.

  I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guide to picking up smart chicks:

  - Show dick pics

  • Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

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• Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a shame, when there’s so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to her bioreactor or engaging in heat dissipation.

  Talk about low hanging fruit…

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “check out my low hanging fruit 🍆”

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• arin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mean if you’re so smart then don’t open the app or their messages? Don’t download images in dms at the very least. lmfao

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  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You send unsolicited dick pics don’t you.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No I send unsolicited duck pics NSFW

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      Ha gotcha it’s a goose

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Never

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Her vocabulary is intimidating.

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  • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only thing intimidating was saponification, which was the point of dropping that word. Otherwise the rest was mundane.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, saponification sounds like it’s tasty.

      Mmm…

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    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless you know that sapo- means relating to soap. As in sapone / savon / săpun / σάπων / сапун / صَابُون / صابون

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• espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic…

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best I can do is a dik-dik

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    • espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What is this thing I have never seen

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  • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a photo of two cute ducks happily eating birdseed next to a pool

    Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

    This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex’s pool when it’s closed to humans every spring. I love them.

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    • espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aww always together forever!!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Check your inbox ;)

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    • espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I got rick rolled 😭

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So judgy! Maybe the bro can’t pronounce saponification because he’s only seen it written down!

  /s

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  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have this really, really irrational fear that I mispronounced it in my head when I was reading this meme.

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• Zannsolo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Best response I’ve seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1. Screenshot it in case they keep harassing you
    2. Report them for sexual harassment
    3. Block them (or ignore if the app you’re using has that instead so they won’t know you did anything)

    That said, the unsolicited dick pics I’ve received have been more of a frustration because I stopped responding. In that scenario they want a reaction, any reaction.

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• HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one’s moral awareness.

  Also its closer to 4 billion years.

  That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.

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• Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So many words for just telling the world that she doesn’t like his dick. Anyways noone should send dickpics to strangers bc it just doesn’t work and produces more harm to sensitive ppl including the sender.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your response should be “it appears you neglect application of saponification during hygiene”. With a “🤢” for added punctuation.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?

  Dick pics are cringe tho.

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your application has been rejected for insufficient intelligence.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *consciousness. Conscience is a different thing.

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After that blistering, Matt Gaetz won’t be using that account again.

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• anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  88 comments, 888 updoots, cool numbers.

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• Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I recognise this image from a ways back. Do guys still do the unsolicited dick pic thing? It’s practically a meme how stupid it is and how it doesn’t work.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s still a thing, but i’m honestly not sure how common it is or was. So many girls on tinder told me that they get sent dick pics all the time. When i asked them how people send pictures on tinder, i got deleted.

    The lady in this post just really wants to talk about how incredibly smart she is and how dumb men are. Not saying she never got a dick pick, but that wasn’t really the point.

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When this happen, reply with “yours”

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or “Why are you sending me Child Porn? Look at how small it is!”

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