When I was in grad school, some of us were over at the house of a guy with an invisible fence for his dog. Someone wondered if it was cruel and that led to each of the grad students there except me putting on the dog’s collar and then crossing the fence. (Apparently it really hurts, but it isn’t agonizing.) At the time I knew that not shocking myself was, in some sense, the smart thing to do, but in retrospect I regret being a boring dork.
Shocking
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I once voluntarily shocked myself with a dog collar at a party. It was kind of fun, so I did it about 20 more times and shocked other people with it too. In my defense, I was drunk.
cadekat@pawb.social 1 year ago
There’s a whole sexual kink associated with those collars. I’m just sayin’
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
If you ever find a regular electric fence, it hurts way worse if you aren’t wearing shoes. Just FYI.
Zoot@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Yeah but it also puts you one step closer to death.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I once stepped too close to an electric fence, barefoot, right after it rained. OW.
smort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We would sit around the fire pit taking turns zapping ourselves with the electric fly swatter
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You chose unwisely.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It allegedly hurts you much more than them due to differences in skin thickness and moisture as well as them having a load of hair in the way
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d love to be judgemental about this, but I’d absolutely be in that 25% of women who did it too.
snooggums@midwest.social 1 year ago
I licked a 9 volt from the beeping smoke detector the other day to see if it was dead. Nobody was around to impress and it wasn’t for fun, just wanted a quick result.
Would probably shock myself if stuck alone for 15 mins too. Heck, I find those shocking handle games to be hilarious fun.
Note: have ADHD which may or may not be related since I keep forgetting how much getting shocked hurts. Burns leave a mark and are more memorable so I wouldn’t touch anything hot for fun.
Shanedino@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The best part is “at least one”. What’s the breakdown of more than one shock?
Shanedino@lemmy.world 1 year ago
thessnake03@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m going to need the graph above that. How many shocked themselves to get aroused?
barsquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bored people give themselves a bunch of painful shocks and when that isn’t enough to feel alive they increase the amperage of the shocks. Really the perfect metaphor of all of us using doomscrolling on social media.
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If I’m reading this right, the average bored person shocked themselves every 2 minutes?
Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 1 year ago
I haven’t even started any 15 minute waiting period and I already want to try the electric shock
Then again I’m also the guy who stuck the car cigarette lighter in, and then pulled it out and touched it with my thumb; I’ve literally done that twice too
lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Twice? But…why…?
linucs@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Remove outliers
kubica@fedia.io 1 year ago
If I know that I'm in an experiment then I must gather information about the experiment.
Zahtu@feddit.org 1 year ago
Yeah, totally right. Although I would like to know, whether the instructor giving them the ‘this button is for shocking yourself’ was a woman or a men. Just ensuring not for any Interviewer bias. … Anyway, I am recruiting some people for a unique experiment to test something out.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I want to see the percentage who gave themselves more than one. They’re the real heroes of this study.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
scratchee@feddit.uk 1 year ago
That guy was running his own study. “How many times can I shock myself before I breach the ethical limits of the study and they cut the session short”.
He underestimated their resolve though, clearly.
Wilzax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s more than one every 5 seconds lmao
He probably spammed the button at some point, just to see what that would feel like
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
When you minmax your masochism stat.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
All of these participants had received a sample of the shock and reported that they would pay to avoid being shocked again.
From: news.virginia.edu/…/doing-something-better-doing-… , so the chart is actually measuring the second shock.
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh, those are the scientists. And yes, they’re the heroes of this study!
ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Don’t forget the one guy who shocked himself 190 times in the 15 minute period.
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Don’t kink shame.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
13 shocks per minute on average xd literally spamming the button
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Literally every 4-5 seconds.
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“Ow, that was painful. What would happen if I press the button again?”
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 year ago
snooggums@midwest.social 1 year ago
“Not so bad now that I’m expecting it! Wonder if the third time is even less.”
MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”
Mango@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d zap my dick and give them a whole new category for their charts!
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trying to figure out what that is.
(In a bad millennial. My mind went to some sort of weird sex toy.)
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Gen X here and I didn’t know it wasn’t a sex toy until I saw your comment.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks a bit like some 4-way old fix telephone hub.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s basically an electric version of hot potato, The item in my Amazon wishlist is called lightning reaction.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
We just want to feel OK?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That toy has been in my Amazon cart for like a decade lol
JoseALerma@lemmy.world 1 year ago
'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s a guy,
— Once-ler, 2012
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While I know that’s not how stats work, I find it completely correct to belive that one women gave herself a shock from 4 participants, and 70 men did.
Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Some buddies and I once spent an evening passing around a bug zapper and having a go at it, to the concern of the one girl present. We were like 22 tbf
Dudes shock
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I would like to see a study done with several groups:
- People who read multiple books each year
- People who watch lots of video essays
- People who listen to podcasts
- People who prefer short-form content such as TikTok
- Veterans
- Educators, such as teachers or professors
- Librarians
- A control group composed of people who either do not fit into the other categories
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 year ago
I’m really surprised no one here said they would pull down their pants and start violently jerking off while intently staring at the researchers through the one-way window thing.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 year ago
How do you think we got the job?
Pyro@programming.dev 1 year ago
I would honestly do it in the first 5 minutes.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I’d wait until they’re out of the room just to be polite, but that’s it
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Screw that. I’d shock myself while they explained it just to make sure they weren’t lying.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Girls not curious or just used their knowledge base?
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Every participant experience the pain once before being put in the room alone with the device, they all know.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That actually knocks out knowledge AND curiosity. It’s just what the paper says-- boredom.
TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 1 year ago
They were told what it would do in the study.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ah, there’s the issue.
It’s like telling a man a knifes sharp, he’s still going to cut his thumb on the edge, because now he needs to know how sharp.
BossDj@lemm.ee 1 year ago
An article linked here said they associated the results with men’s “higher sensation seeking behavior”. I read that as men are needier.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s… just not what that means? At least for the normal definitions of those words.
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 1 year ago
where’s the 2 or more chart?
TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Boys rule
fossphi@lemm.ee 1 year ago
!196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
booty@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Ick. Liberal.chaser.zone
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Gurls drool
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I need to see a chart of how many times they shocked themselves
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Where is the shock happening? I might be pressing the button a lot if it’s to the prostate.
muzzle@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Do you know how many times I’ve tested the cattle electrified fence just to see what would happen?
Hule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two times?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
booty@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Checks out. I’m a man and I would definitely administer at least one shock to myself. Probably upwards of ten.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 year ago
Boooring.
Hey…
ZAP.
7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 year ago
The fact that 25% of women did do it and 25% of men didn’t is fascinating to me. What are your favorite explanations here?
I’m going with 25% of people of either gender are just sort of contrarians to their own gender and thus did what they think the opposite one would do. I feel like I would do that.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 year ago
25% of all people are trans but haven’t realized it yet.
barsoap@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s definitely tomboy erasure. And whatever the other direction is called twink sounds kinda gay they’re not necessarily gay they just like interior design.
sirico@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Experiment, progress, possibly die
ID411@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
There is a funny sub at the other place /r/whywomenlivelonger. Or something similar.
OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I just thought of the time machine ordered in Napoleon Dynamite and got a laugh.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh yeah I definitely would have been curious.
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
You gotta be sure, you know? Does it actually shock you? How bad does it hurt? Cant be too dangerous, right? Maybe you’ll even like it, you won’t know for sure unless you hit the button.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Also: does it only work once?
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then, a few minutes later, you start to wonder again.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Remember that reaction game where you got shocked if you weren’t first to hit the buzzer? We all played that for funsies.
conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s not like they were going to apply a shock that would do damage. Fuck it.
barsquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
100% what went through my head when I asked myself if I would also do it.
redisdead@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Right? People who are like ‘lol men r dumb’ are the dumb ones. It’s a social experiment, now a Saw puzzle.