Evilsandwichman

@Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Habits of Insects⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The full bill for Vietnam started coming 20 years after the fact as all those veterans got older and started heavily using the benefits they were promised. From the start of the War on Terror, we’re about at that same point right now. So unless the plan is to rug pull those benefits from people who really need them, then there’s going to be a huge bill coming that no amount of efficiency trimming can ignore.

  Pulling the rug out from under exactly when they need it most is almost the most based of praxis; the government giving them the wall is 100% based praxis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a rebel, pick up trash.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A decline in arable land⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t arable land, this is Europble land!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Butterfly Man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stalked has become the stalker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

  (cause too close to reality for comfort)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hasbro CEO Says AI Will Become Core Part of Dungeons & Dragons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When it’s not a marketing team bumbling things up, you instead surrender the creativity to someone’s fickle whims.

  I’m sure this is going to go about as well as the star citizen’s devs (or owner) choosing to go with the crysis engine for their massive game on a whim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slapping Chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And for the bio/kin/nursing/premed students: how much would need to be amputated?

  Hi there! I’m a certified surgeon in my DnD roleplay and I can safely say you’ve just amputated your own arm at that speed at just below the shoulder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slapping Chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jackhammer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jackhammer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jackhammer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#notaworm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mollusc probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨little hopper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nothing; Tigers and Pandas are still around in the same time period as the electronic device you used to post this!

  When people are using mental interface devices to gravitate to their Mars colony it’ll be such a mindbender to realize ye olde memes were being made at the same time all those mammalian fossils from extinct species like elephants and rhinos were carbon dated to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨little hopper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair it’s still hard to get over that Mammoths were still around at that point; it really feels like they’re from a much earlier era. Also hard to really grasp how advanced people were even that early on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God of Death⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please stop making Alien movies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But…I liked Prometheus and its sequel…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please stop making Alien movies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And this Disney princess doesn’t get pregnant, YOU do!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if flat earthers would just write books

  Yup, if Pratchett had been born thirty or forty years later we would have gotten unhinged twitter rants instead of discworld

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA Ping⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t compare a state of the art computer with some lousy toy they fired into outer space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animals are not gifts.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you gift it to someone without an aquarium it’s a 109 second commitment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shocking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t even started any 15 minute waiting period and I already want to try the electric shock

  Then again I’m also the guy who stuck the car cigarette lighter in, and then pulled it out and touched it with my thumb; I’ve literally done that twice too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish him. 🪓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry popularity is evidence of correctness I don’t make the rules

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish him. 🪓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, that poor guy that proved that vaccines cause autism gets unfairly maligned for his efforts; obviously his methodology was unethical but you can’t argue the findings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish him. 🪓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean they’re not wrong; do YOU know who invented the wheel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me at age six, at Star Trek: The Experience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You were a Klingon warrior at six?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netris is an open-source cloud gaming platform with Stadia-like features using Proton⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any chance their name was inspired by that famous game, Nacman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean have they seen our stipends⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Do do’, hehehehehe (yes I’m juvenile)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bot in Tekken 8 is demolishing players by only pressing one button over and over⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just saw a match between the bot and someone who made his Feng character look like Hitler, and I was glad to see at least the viewers wanted the Hitler looking Feng to lose; gamers possibly getting better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let π = 5⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re rounding down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this one goes out to the arts & humanities⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean they’re kind of succeeding; with AI art, people no longer have to settle with Picasso looking artwork.