Evilsandwichman
@Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net
- Comment on NHS Staff Told ‘Stop Criticising Palantir or Lose Your Job’ 20 hours ago:
Do it, fire them, fire them all
Boot them all out of their jobs, do it cowards, I dare you, I double dog dare you, do it you worthless cowards
The NHS is already understaffed, let’s see what you do when you have almost no one left; you need them more than they need you; fire them and watch it all collapse
- Comment on Space Honey 5 days ago:
With no gravity though you’ll have higher blood pressure to your head (and less to the legs)
So what you’re saying is they should alternate between upside down and right side up
- Comment on Killing the intellectual future of Iran. Science has no borders. 1 week ago:
“This is just like what the US did to my favourite monarchy 75 years ago”
Yeah because famously only the DPRK’s ruling family was in North Korea; when you attack a country that everyone cries about and calls a dictatorship, famously only the ruling people are hurt by it (and it’s spelled ‘favorite’; what are you English?)
to a war crime happening today
If you have the mental capacity to understand that tons of innocent people get hurt by these demonic bombing campaigns, try and see if you can stretch it further to imagine what it would look like when you do it to countries in Asia as well (do some warming up exercises first, you don’t want to hurt yourself)
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 4 weeks ago:
Oak go bur
- Comment on No More Neutral ⚛ 1 month ago:
Or make every living thing deeply aware of each of their atoms at all times
- Comment on Liminal Space 1 month ago:
Nah, I want to give it a little mouth; the little squeaking screams are cute
Fuzzy wuzzy little misery squishy
- Comment on between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough 1 month ago:
NIMH IS REAL!?
Ironically yes it was!
- Comment on Trump says UK handing over Chagos Islands sovereignty is act of 'great stupidity' 2 months ago:
These are International Powers who only recognize STRENGTH
The only reason we stopped messing with the DPRK was because they got nukes, the only reason we overthrew the Libyan government was because they didn’t, the only reason Iran is still and will continue to be under threat is because they don’t; China and Russia have proven themselves to be true to their word and good allies; we’ve betrayed our allies for decades and take pride in crushing them WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- Comment on Gotta Catch 'Em All 3 months ago:
overqwil
Yeah overkill would be a terrible name for meds; this would be the easiest one
- Comment on Bread mold 4 months ago:
bread poisoning
Oof, I remember someone once sticking a piece of bread in my sandwich in an attempt to harm me
Thankfully someone had the antidote for bread and I was fine
- Comment on Bread mold 4 months ago:
Can’t I stab the mold to kill it and then eat it? If that worked for what’s in the sandwich then I fail to see why it wouldn’t work for the mold
- Comment on Labcoat! 4 months ago:
Wait, you’re not supposed to pet service dogs?
- Comment on forbidden dots 4 months ago:
Forget tasted it, some people just flat out ate it, such as Galen Winsor
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 5 months ago:
In 30 years this will be a very well-studied period of human history and behavior.
Yeah like I’d take the opinion of idiots 30 years from now criticizing us when they’ll be believing empathy gives you cancer, or that retirement leads to violence; thirty years ago people were saying about us today that we’d be studying their failings and meanwhile we’re fighting off antivaxxers and people saying <insert ordinary medicine> gives you autism while we study those failings; thirty years from now those losers will be engaged in their own laughable failings, so they can get off their high horse cause they have their own laughable kooks.
- Comment on don't look up :) 5 months ago:
That would legit be an awesome way to tell your colleagues Earth is about to be a parking spot for a meteor
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 6 months ago:
Does that mean the diet versions are unaffected?
- Comment on Starmer used land tax dodge to avoid inheritance tax 6 months ago:
his father was a tool maker
Wouldn’t both his parents be considered a tool maker?
- Comment on This Plastic Mr. Fantastic 6 months ago:
I admit biology isn’t my field of expertise, but if there’s plastic in my danglies, does that mean my kids will be action figures, or will that take several more generations?
- Comment on Missing banana for scale. 6 months ago:
Ken standing on a stool to reach all of Raoh’s pressure points
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 7 months ago:
I was curious about if Jupiter could be ignited and got (it’s an AI answer btw):
Why Jupiter can’t ignite: Lack of Mass: Jupiter is a failed star because it doesn’t have enough mass for its core to reach the extreme temperatures and pressures needed to start nuclear fusion.
So Jupiter is the inferior brother to the sun that has to live in its shadow. Jupiter’s such a loser, lol; get rekt Jupiter.
- Comment on Magic Rocks 8 months ago:
The archeology book Im talking about was mentioning they were on a time limit because the farmer who owned the land wanted to tear down the over a thousand year old ruin (maybe even over two thousand) because he wanted the land’s use as farmland. They weren’t able to finish their study of the ruins and its artifacts despite working overtime because they hit their time limit and the farmer had the ancient ruins demolished. That’s just depressing.
- Comment on Magic Rocks 8 months ago:
Irish archeologists walking through the countryside with nothing to talk about because farmers keep tearing down their own country’s historical sites (reading Irish archeology books is depressing)
- Comment on robot slurs 8 months ago:
Crackers because our bones make that funny cracking sound when you bend them
- Comment on well? 8 months ago:
I thought black holes aren’t actually holes at all, they’re literally gigantic physical objects because they’re dead suns with shockingly high gravity that prevents light from escaping; how could our universe be inside something like that?
- Comment on you don't know how good you've got it, kid 8 months ago:
That’s clearly not a crane; more like a tractor really
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 8 months ago:
That is indeed a photograph of something someone has done
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 8 months ago:
Well maybe if the router would behave itself it wouldn’t find itself in a cage
- Comment on Dik Piks 8 months ago:
That one
- Comment on Biomimicry 9 months ago:
What do you mean? We’re watching it happen in real time right now with people; vtubers learned to put on costumes of animals, insects or even mythical creatures to get weird internet losers to give them money to feed themselves.
You also have that giant cockroach that learned to put on a human skin called asmongold to get people to subscribe to its twitch channel.
- Comment on Best birb 9 months ago:
