Evilsandwichman
@Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net
- Comment on well? 10 hours ago:
I thought black holes aren’t actually holes at all, they’re literally gigantic physical objects because they’re dead suns with shockingly high gravity that prevents light from escaping; how could our universe be inside something like that?
- Comment on you don't know how good you've got it, kid 4 days ago:
That’s clearly not a crane; more like a tractor really
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 6 days ago:
That is indeed a photograph of something someone has done
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 6 days ago:
Well maybe if the router would behave itself it wouldn’t find itself in a cage
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 week ago:
That one
- Comment on Biomimicry 2 weeks ago:
What do you mean? We’re watching it happen in real time right now with people; vtubers learned to put on costumes of animals, insects or even mythical creatures to get weird internet losers to give them money to feed themselves.
You also have that giant cockroach that learned to put on a human skin called asmongold to get people to subscribe to its twitch channel.
- Comment on Best birb 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Please Let the Simpsons Die: An Open Letter to Matt Groening 2 months ago:
Honestly I think I only liked sunny until…season 12…? And even then it was getting noticeably less funny after season 7 or 8. They’re also making a lot of reactionary jokes in the latest seasons.
- Comment on Please Let the Simpsons Die: An Open Letter to Matt Groening 2 months ago:
Definitely this; just how many new stories could they tell with Bart and Lisa in high school, or university even.
Spiderman apparently had him age over the course of the original run, and that was awesome. New stories you couldn’t have told otherwise.
- Comment on Gottem. :) 5 months ago:
Forget colder, I kind of feel like we’re missing out on not hearing the sun thanks to space
- Comment on Gottem. :) 5 months ago:
False; no sun = no morning!
- Comment on James Mangold's Star Wars Movie Will Not Be 'Handcuffed By Lore' 6 months ago:
Finally; now when a Jedee (the correct pronunciation really) is like “you can’t even imagine all this force power” the heroes can karate chop the force away cause frankly the existing lore is kinda weaksauce.
- Comment on Standoff 7 months ago:
Wait the big ones are the termites? I thought those things were teensy.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 7 months ago:
Hey thanks for this, it was a very interesting read
- Comment on Habits of Insects 8 months ago:
The full bill for Vietnam started coming 20 years after the fact as all those veterans got older and started heavily using the benefits they were promised. From the start of the War on Terror, we’re about at that same point right now. So unless the plan is to rug pull those benefits from people who really need them, then there’s going to be a huge bill coming that no amount of efficiency trimming can ignore.
Pulling the rug out from under exactly when they need it most is almost the most based of praxis; the government giving them the wall is 100% based praxis.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 8 months ago:
Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems
- Comment on A decline in arable land 8 months ago:
This isn’t arable land, this is Europble land!
- Comment on The Butterfly Man 8 months ago:
The stalked has become the stalker
- Comment on Climate change 9 months ago:
I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?
(cause too close to reality for comfort)
- Comment on Hasbro CEO Says AI Will Become Core Part of Dungeons & Dragons 10 months ago:
When it’s not a marketing team bumbling things up, you instead surrender the creativity to someone’s fickle whims.
I’m sure this is going to go about as well as the star citizen’s devs (or owner) choosing to go with the crysis engine for their massive game on a whim.
- Comment on Slapping Chicken 10 months ago:
And for the bio/kin/nursing/premed students: how much would need to be amputated?
Hi there! I’m a certified surgeon in my DnD roleplay and I can safely say you’ve just amputated your own arm at that speed at just below the shoulder!
- Comment on Slapping Chicken 10 months ago:
If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?
- Comment on Jackhammer 10 months ago:
I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.
- Comment on Jackhammer 10 months ago:
Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?
- Comment on Jackhammer 10 months ago:
I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic
- Comment on #notaworm 10 months ago:
Mollusc probably
- Comment on little hopper 10 months ago:
That’s nothing; Tigers and Pandas are still around in the same time period as the electronic device you used to post this!
When people are using mental interface devices to gravitate to their Mars colony it’ll be such a mindbender to realize ye olde memes were being made at the same time all those mammalian fossils from extinct species like elephants and rhinos were carbon dated to!
- Comment on little hopper 10 months ago:
To be fair it’s still hard to get over that Mammoths were still around at that point; it really feels like they’re from a much earlier era. Also hard to really grasp how advanced people were even that early on.
- Comment on God of Death 10 months ago:
Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.
- Comment on Please stop making Alien movies 10 months ago:
But…I liked Prometheus and its sequel…
