The Butterfly Man

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can confirm, I am said butterfly expert.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!

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    • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uh…butterflies get their essential nutrients by drinking from mud puddles?

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    • Omnificer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Contrary to their name, they are not, in fact, not made of butter.

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  • Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The stalked has become the stalker

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  • navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That butterfly expert? Albert Einstein.

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So, was he already married or was she not his type? I know cases where this strategy actually worked and resulted in a happy marriage.

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In my superimposed reality, OP’s name is Mariposa, the Web comic is named Nectar, and butterfly guy said he was fluttered not flattered

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP: *posts about wanting to marry a stranger on twitter*
  OP: *finds and follows said stranger on twitter*
  Stranger: *reads through his new follower’s twitter timeline, responds to marriage comments *
  OP:
  surprised pikachu

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmm. You can see menderash’s comics. Def a little different.

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