voldage

@voldage@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please be patient.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t worry guys I’m keeping track of it it’s moving very fast but oh fuck sorry guys my bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not you when you're dooming.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won’t stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cucumber 🥒⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As we well know all women and men in history that lived together with someone of the same gender were just friends. There are many historical records in which esteemed historians depicted the factual truth of deep friendships. Luckily for the rest of us, those noble seers always knew all context required and bore no prejudices towards anything whatsoever. That is a model cucumber. It even tastes like one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipedes Don't Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was ready for lizard people but bug people is where I draw the line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t they? I thought they released the second one a bit later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kids⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you seem angry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermit Crab Housing Market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had a gallon of PCP if that counts though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermit Crab Housing Market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They eat some of their weak. On the other hand, show me a hermit crab billionaire. I think they have something good going there, let them cook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, that is the transgender agenda, we switch genders each time we open lemmy and use blahaj plushies to stabilize, don’t blow our cover like that in public though jesus christ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My dad fought the Nazi's they lost. The world knows it. What is the deal with their recent resurgence?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalisms’ unsustainable model of infinite growth requires something like imperialism to keep going, and even if you could point out alternative venues for capital acquisition, it’s still what people in power want, since it gives them more than just fuel for capitalism, but also more power. Countries and companies that do not rely on imperialism directly, most often rely in others that do. While it’s not entirely futile to discuss whenever that has to be the case in theorethical capitalist solution, it is the case in one we’re living under, and since it’s the ruling class of hyper-wealthy that make decisions about the worlds future and current state of affairs is result of those decisions, it is the system we have to deal with. Unless, you know, we bring out the guilottines and start over, but I don’t see much point in retrying capitalism to see if it won’t lead us down on the path to facism again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But that would only work under assumption that in any group of people at least one of them has to be a ghost, or at the very least the chance that there is a ghost in a group of people is greater than 0, right? Is it something about the chance of someone being a ghost being truly unknown, and thus all possible values of probability being taken as equally rational, and with infinite number of possible values for probability of someone being a ghost for infinite number of them observing that no one in a group of people you’re in is a ghost… No, that wouldn’t work either, because it would require an assumption that this specific group of people might have a ghost among them. Assuming anyone can be a ghost with unknown probability still only works when the group you’re observing is entire population, does it not? Limiting it to specific group of people relies on it being representative of entire population, and random groups are not. Especially if you were to be a ghost, that would already make a group you’re in rather unique. Or not, depending on what’s the unknown value of probability of someone being a ghost.

  I mean, what???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand, please explain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Olympic casual GigaChad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like he commented to someone doing this sport professionally that it look easy and now, with a bit of disdain and irritation, he had to show them what he meant by that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a dream⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once got up sitting and started to touch mine and my girlfriends ankles. The reason I apparently gave, highly distressed, was “The Orcs, they’re coming. I need more skeletons. Give me your bones.” and returned to sleep after she told me to sleep. I also once held my cat at the finger-gun and proclaimed it was a doppleganger and it was trying to rob us, after which I pleaded stupidity and fell asleep again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a quantum computer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I might be talking out of my ass a bit, but if I remember it correctly the “observer” part was about it being impossible to measure velocity and observe a location of a thing (electron, photon etc. I think) at the same point in time. I don’t think it actually had an effect on the particle, i remember there were some bad experiments where the measurement influenced the the thing because the measurement itself like taking a photo or whatever they did was enough to disturb… stuff.