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Donuts are good for you

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sleeper fatty <3

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smoking is ok as long as you are pregnant

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Drinking while pregnant is okay as long as you’re giving it away for adoption.

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      • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username checks out

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Big Al says that dogs can't look up

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      • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s true since dogs don’t have flexible necks. They just look forward and steer like a tank.

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣

    Inb4 AI tells a depressed teen to end their own life…

    oh wait, didn’t that already happen?

    💀

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    • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. At least once documented. Probably many times more.

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      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could you please provide a source? This seems interesting

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, Google really needs to reevaluate their AI deal with Reddit. Their AI is hot garbage, which is shocking considering how good ChatGPT is.

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You may not like it, but the AI isn’t wrong here. My girlfriend has been putting on some pounds and her boobs and butt have never been bigger. It is making me stare at her more than usual; the AI made a 100% accurate statement.

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      • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But did you buy her a necklace?

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      • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Did it make you buy her a gold necklace?

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It really depends on the woman. Some women put the fat on in all the right places, and some just become pear shaped. .

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ChatGPT isn’t any better. They all suck.

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hard disagree, but I know I’m not going to change anyone’s mind here.

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gemini Pro is quite good, probably better than GPT-4, but it’s still terrible at doing a search engine’s job reliably, and Google is undoubtedly using an older, cheaper setup here.

      It’s mind boggling that Google shoved this into search the way they did.

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      • uis@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think goal of Gemini was search. There are better tools for search, including AI tools.

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  • youstolemyname@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sleeper fatty is my new name for morning wood.

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are… are you gonna fuck a donut?

      …in the morning?

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t kink shame me.

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      • voldage@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In this economy???

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  • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, that reminds me I still have a chocolate filled donut in the fridge 😅

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do I even wanna know what a sleeper fatty is?

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s exactly what you’re thinking, but worse.

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      • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can’t think of anything, guess I’ll have to Google it.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why I always have a donut around my dingdong. The ladies just can’t stop themselves from gobbling it up.

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Most ladies I know don’t go for the mini donuts.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Look, you call it a mini donut, others call it a cheerio, I’m not upset either way.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        KelsoBurn.jpeg

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  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I need the citation links

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is always reddit humor communities.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s ALL of reddit…wait, no, I mispoke. What I meant to say is that reddit itself is a joke.

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    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Photoshop / inspect element

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AI: bro trust me

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh god they found my old fetish-story account and got health care advice from it!

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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate AI as much as the next person, but without showing us the prompt, how are we supposed to judge this response?

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can eat 6-8 donuts every day AND I get a necklace? That sounds like a good deal if you just cut out the boys part.

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gemini has a fat fetish confirmed

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fact: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth.

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also have less sugar than a bottle of coke.

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m guessing that depends on the size of the bottle, and of the donut.

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  • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not sure, I’ll take your word for it

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested…

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sleeper fatty. that’s a new one.

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