I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!
"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
Submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
chevy9294@monero.town 1 month ago
Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(
lauha@lemmy.one 1 month ago
You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Rehabs for quitters 😂
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
Ken M vibes
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”
“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”
“You’re on!”
“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Big gulps huh?
kautau@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We landed on the moon!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
So you think I have a gambling problem?
I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.
dudinax@programming.dev 1 month ago
Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.
voldage@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand, please explain
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something a ghost would say…
piracy_is_good_xdd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
- Imagine a group of people
- You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
- Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can’t check
- Therefore, it’s statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So first, 👻’s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻’s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻’s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don’t know any 👻’s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯♂️👯♀️ you know.
formergijoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dude needs to get Balatro
sag@lemm.ee 1 month ago
!balatro@lemm.ee
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.
blueamigafan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I bet he is not addicted!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I bet he is
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Clever title.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How many times can the same content be reposted?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Atleast twice
WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I haven’t made a repost yet, I doubt it’s happening.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 1 month ago
On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven’t finished the song yet, but I’m pretty sure it supports this guy.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is that his song about origami?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He doesn’t know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn’t even know when to fold.
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I found this version of the recipe online
Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?
I haven’t really tried to make it myself, ever (I don’t even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oh there’ll be time enough for counting when the deal is done
Raglesnarf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like
aidan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago
callmepk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dude: aww damn it
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He lives in the house of the rising sun.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
that is fake, right?
dwindling7373@feddit.it 1 month ago
Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Missing obvious satire is something we’re even worse about than Reddit.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 month ago
3-1
I’ll put down 100k