I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!
"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
Submitted 9 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Comments
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 months ago
chevy9294@monero.town 9 months ago
Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(
lauha@lemmy.one 9 months ago
You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Rehabs for quitters 😂
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 months ago
Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.
Tja@programming.dev 9 months ago
Ken M vibes
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”
“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”
“You’re on!”
“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Big gulps huh?
kautau@lemmy.world 9 months ago
We landed on the moon!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
So you think I have a gambling problem?
I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!
WereCat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.
dudinax@programming.dev 9 months ago
Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Guess we’re all ghosts
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 months ago
boo
voldage@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t understand, please explain
Entropywins@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Something a ghost would say…
piracy_is_good_xdd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
- Imagine a group of people
- You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
- Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can’t check
- Therefore, it’s statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So first, 👻’s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻’s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻’s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don’t know any 👻’s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯♂️👯♀️ you know.
formergijoe@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My dude needs to get Balatro
sag@lemm.ee 9 months ago
!balatro@lemm.ee
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.
blueamigafan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I bet he is not addicted!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
I bet he is
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Clever title.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
How many times can the same content be reposted?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Atleast twice
WanakaTree@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I haven’t made a repost yet, I doubt it’s happening.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 9 months ago
On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven’t finished the song yet, but I’m pretty sure it supports this guy.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He doesn’t know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn’t even know when to fold.
boonhet@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I found this version of the recipe online
Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?
I haven’t really tried to make it myself, ever (I don’t even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)
stringere@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Is that his song about origami?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Oh there’ll be time enough for counting when the deal is done
Raglesnarf@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like
aidan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago
callmepk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The dude: aww damn it
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
He lives in the house of the rising sun.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
that is fake, right?
dwindling7373@feddit.it 9 months ago
Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Missing obvious satire is something we’re even worse about than Reddit.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 months ago
3-1
I’ll put down 100k