I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!
"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
Submitted 2 years ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Comments
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
chevy9294@monero.town 2 years ago
Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(
lauha@lemmy.one 2 years ago
You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Rehabs for quitters 😂
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 years ago
Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.
Tja@programming.dev 2 years ago
Ken M vibes
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”
“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”
“You’re on!”
“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Big gulps huh?
kautau@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We landed on the moon!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
So you think I have a gambling problem?
I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!
dudinax@programming.dev 2 years ago
Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.
voldage@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t understand, please explain
Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Something a ghost would say…
piracy_is_good_xdd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
- Imagine a group of people
- You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
- Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can’t check
- Therefore, it’s statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So first, 👻’s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻’s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻’s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don’t know any 👻’s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯♂️👯♀️ you know.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.
formergijoe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My dude needs to get Balatro
sag@lemm.ee 2 years ago
!balatro@lemm.ee
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.
blueamigafan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I bet he is not addicted!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I bet he is
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Clever title.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
How many times can the same content be reposted?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Atleast twice
WanakaTree@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I haven’t made a repost yet, I doubt it’s happening.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 2 years ago
On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven’t finished the song yet, but I’m pretty sure it supports this guy.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He doesn’t know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn’t even know when to fold.
boonhet@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I found this version of the recipe online
Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?
I haven’t really tried to make it myself, ever (I don’t even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)
stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Is that his song about origami?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Oh there’ll be time enough for counting when the deal is done
Raglesnarf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like
aidan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago
callmepk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The dude: aww damn it
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
He lives in the house of the rising sun.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
that is fake, right?
dwindling7373@feddit.it 2 years ago
Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Missing obvious satire is something we’re even worse about than Reddit.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 years ago
3-1
I’ll put down 100k