WanakaTree

@WanakaTree@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon entertains himself at work⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did something like this once. I was meeting a friend at a bar and she was with another guy I never met. I had just moved back to the US from Germany, so she introduced me and said “he just moved here from Germany,” not realizing that it wasn’t clear I was American. So he starts asking me how I like it here etc, and I threw on a German accent and went with it (I speak some German too). I pretended that my English was a bit rough but could get by.

  We hung out for like two hours and then when I got ready to leave I dropped the accent and said in my normal Midwestern American voice “Ok cool to hang with you bro imma head out,” and left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animals that use Drugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For those who haven’t seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I haven’t made a repost yet, I doubt it’s happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you install arch once and suddenly you're a femboy :3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to be a hairy twink. Still are. But used to be, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's time to let go⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is truly magic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT support work be like⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Customer support⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah fair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Customer support⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’d be Riech