I went on chatgpt and said “Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers”. It returned almost the same as above.
You're not you when you're dooming.
Submitted 2 years ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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multifariace@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I’m very thankful to not have it
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I worked full time through college. So much that it often interferes with the time that I needed to be spending on study. I still owe $40k.
My ex husband who’s billionaire family paid his tuition while I paid our bills owes nothing of course.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey, your ex husband pulled himself up by his bootstraps! That’s no way to treat the world’s most elite!
save_the_humans@leminal.space 2 years ago
I worked part time through college. Summers I had two part time jobs, and a couple summers three that worked with my schedule. Started school with about 10k in savings and finished about 12k in debt.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thank goodness my “third world country” offers free tuition for uni. 🤩
Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
The US used to, too. But then a retired mediocre actor decided education was a privilege, not a right
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lol and you probably don’t even have a nazi clown running for president?
trolololol@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yep same here.
redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Continue to be thankful. I made some boneheaded choices in college which resulted in my throwing away a full ride, and I left school with like 80k in debt. Thankfully, I am much more fiscally responsible than I was academically responsible, and I managed to pay that off over the course of like 7 years (aided in no small part by the forbearance periods Biden forced through during COVID). Which is good, because more boneheaded choices were made which resulted in a significant change to my financial situation. If I were still making payments at this juncture, I would be in a position where I’d be moving back into mom’s basement just to make ends meet.
Not that there is anything inherently shameful in that (it’s fucking hard out here, and if that’s a resource that you have available, it should not be turned away simply because of pride), but it does cause me to wake every morning pleased I didn’t listen to any “financial gurus” out there who talk about shit like “good debt”.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Good debt is an advanced move. Most people can’t handle debt in any form.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Me too, almost. My student debt will be paid off Sept 2025 🙏
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mine is debt owed to family
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
That’s so cynical that I would almost kinda respect it if I didn’t hate marketing on principle.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Well you can just buy that check mark, and I have trouble believing the advertising people at Snickers are bold enough to actually post this, so it’s probably satire
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You can also just Photoshop or edit the page source to make it say whatever you want
uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I am not 35. I’m 34.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, low blood sugar does that… wars and shit.
archonet@lemy.lol 2 years ago
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
person420@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Maybe you just need a Snickers?
archonet@lemy.lol 2 years ago
actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 years ago
I’m sorry you feel that way too, I’m in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like… I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don’t hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
I genuinely can’t tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
backgroundcow@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
How about we team up and try to make this world better instead?
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, that takes effort, and all I want to do is bitch and moan.
Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I envy your optimism, that things get better in the future.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Well, I’d go insane if I didn’t believe that.
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.
fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 2 years ago
I think that’s pretty much what we have now.
The power & wealth imbalance is the same anyway.
The wealthiest man in the world is installing a God king. It’s a perversion of democracy.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 years ago
[deleted]hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
That’d be cool to see tbh.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Reminds me of that Futurama episode with the time machine that only goes forward.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a big assumption that humanity actually makes it out of this situation the wealthy have gotten everyone into.
But things will survive, just not sure it will be humanity.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Better invest the effort to fix issues we have now.
De_Narm@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Because when you’re down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, fiabetes and cavities.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tbf, you don’t get diabetes from eating sugar. But the fat and cavities will do. *eats his feelings*
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lace it with LSD and it’ll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Try a lot of some drugs, a little of others, and none of bath salts.
Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I used to do this and it helped my mental state a lot. LSD refresh.
But I haven’t had a source for LSD in 2 years now 😭
coaxil@lemm.ee 2 years ago
A full 6 months of good outlook from some acid??? Geez you getting good returns!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They are now putting laughing gas into energy drinks, as I found out recently. It’s also in whipped creme which might be one reason people are all over it.
I’m loving it. So much better than CO2. Also makes for good social commentary.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I miss Nihilist Arby’s.
_“You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s”_
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
I can’t even tell if this was a real tweet or not. That’s ridiculous.
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jokes on you, I’m only 26!
voldage@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won’t stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 years ago
So you’re saying it’s not just me?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nihilist Arby’s all over again.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Older and even more broken than all that.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Aah… Embrace absurdism.
Administrator@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I know I do
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Covid commercials in a nutshell
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Honestly, I always need a Snickers. God damn.
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now you’ll have diabetes, if nothing else.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”
Go boof some kale, or something.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Go eat a tub of butter, or something.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I’m 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I’ve just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?
can@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Maybe…
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Was this an actual real post or satire?
I genuinely have no clue.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Welcome to the 2024. This year’s presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team…The Onion. No word on if they’ll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
I would absolutely love for this to happen
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I think it’s just an advertisement for Snickers. Gross.
booly@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
The sign of a successful ad campaign is when the campaign itself gets satirized to continue to build on brand awareness.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I don’t think the marketing people for a billion dollar corporation would be that bold.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 years ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=N3sDuBgPi2U&pp=ygURc3RlYWsg…
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Didn’t the Wendy’s Twitter account upend all that years ago? There were some bold tweets for a while.